Laz (he/they)

Orc. Writer. Rat Parent. Metalhead. Tatted. Gamer. Geek. Satanist(LaVeyan). Conspiracy Theorist. #blacklivesmatter ACAB LGBTQ2 Fr-Canadian🇨🇦 09/20/22💉👽

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Yesterday, we lost a cherished member of our family.

We got Sunny at the start of our second term in the White House, and all of us – including our first dog, Bo – immediately fell in love. We also had trouble keeping up with her, for Sunny was a force of nature. Athletic and full of boundless energy, she leapt over the hedges on the South Lawn like they weren’t even there, chasing squirrels, birds and anything else that moved. And whereas the way to Bo’s heart usually involved a treat, Sunny was more interested in having us run around with her, roll on the floor with her, or have her belly rubbed for as long as we were willing.

She loved the girls, even if they were pestering her when she was napping. She loved our team, and would often follow them around, helping them on the job. She was fiercely protective of Bo, who she rightly sensed wasn’t always as alert and attentive as she was. She had her eccentricities: other than Bo, she preferred people to dogs; she was a loud and sloppy drinker; and despite being a Portuguese Water Dog, she hated getting wet.

But as far as our family was concerned, she was pretty much perfect, and for thirteen years, she would be by our side – always loyal, always sweet, always ready for adventure, still fiery and gorgeous till the very end of her days.

We will miss her terribly, and imagine she’s with her big brother now, making sure he’s okay.

[Jessie @Jessiekins]

I hate when people ask what I do for fun. Bro, I'm 32.

Coffee, gym, video games, sending reels to my 2 friends and enjoying cancelled plans.

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

@Jimothy_1979 🤮

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

WAKE UP PEOPLE, KIDS ARE BEING SOLD ON @vinted.

@chrishansen PLEASE look into this. 🙏

https://t.co/1ojUD2bR25

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

I just watched two middle aged people swindle a young McDonald's worker for two free ice cream sundaes and then they had the audacity to dine-in. 🙄👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

Project November:

Day 04: 3,380 words
Total: 8,300

Day 05: 1,727 words
Total: 10,027

#amwriting with @MsLOlivier 🖤👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

@gallintry From Michael Crichton's Pirate Latitudes 👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

Squid looks like he's plotting. Ghostwriter in the making. 🖤🐀👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

@Nickyshearsby22 That's extremely ableist. Audiobooks ARE reading. 👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

@JaeMargal Yeah, theyd understand. 👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

@MsLOlivier @MarsGlobal Looks pre-chewed. 👽

[Lumi Olivier @MsLOlivier]

Day 3. I'm almost at 10K. And if I turn my head wrong, my brain will leak out of my ear.

Good night, Twitter <3x

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

Project November Day 3 down.

3,458 words written, bringing me to a grande total of 4,920/50,000.

Some great sprints today with @MsLOlivier! 🖤👽

#amwriting

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

Project November Day 2 of 30 has passed. I wrote 333 words, bringing me to 1,462/50k.

Felt the block. Then spent the rest of my day at a Halloween party with a friend.

There's always Day 3 to hit my stride and be on the trajectory I'd like to see.

#amwriting with @MsLOlivier

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

Project November day 1 of 30 down, sitting at 1,129 words of 50,000.

(can't update name rn bc of error, thanks x)

Slow start, but I have hope that once I get this ball rolling it'll be unstoppable.

#amwriting with my best, brightest, & most beautiful writing pal @MsLOlivier 👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

@AuthorJFuller Not it 👽

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

Day 1. Hit it at midnight. Got down a rough prologue. 389 words. After a little nap (because I had to wake up early today), we're gonna hit it again. Goal is 2k today.
#amwriting with @MsLOlivier

[Lumi Olivier @MsLOlivier]

Good morning, Twitter
Ok, I got a blank word document. I got an idea in my head. I have zero affiliations (with the exception of hitting it hard with @Laz_Universe). And the best part? I got reckless abandon on my side. Let's go. #amwriting #writingcommunity #writerscafe

[Laz (he/they) @Laz_Universe]

#NewProfilePic @MsLOlivier

[Lumi Olivier @MsLOlivier]

*seconds motion*