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[LazooJ @Lazooj]

The only reason Ruto wants Kesses MP Mishra voted out is coz he has out performed as an MP, eclipsing all MPs in North Rift. Ruto is anti development

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

In 2017 ODM now under #AzimioLaUmoja swept all the parliamentary seats, the senate, governor and women MP seats.
Kilifi county assembly has 53 members out of which 42 were elected on an ODM ticket. Kilifi ni Bedroom ya Baba. Karibu Nyumbani #AzimioLaPwani #AzimioMtaaniKilifi

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

Paul Kemboi ameshikwa na Pesa ya kufund Campaigns. Wataambia nini watu.

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@JesseLingard You are on your way out, so the club doesn't care.

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@SenMutula You missed the important part.

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@fauziasawe @AmakanjiThomas @KibetBenard_ He is right we can never vote for that other guy.

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

Aspiring MPs must have degrees - IEBC. Someone find Oscar Sudi

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@SamMacoha 😂

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

Publicity whether negative or positive,is still publicity. #Rubis will only help market their Petrol stations. #12NoonWeStop

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@KibetBenard_ @lorkodi Ruto.

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@Daisykenyan @MusaliaMudavadi He should highlight how he intend to achieved this.

[Nation Breaking News @NationBreaking]

COURT FINDS former Sports CS Hassan Wario, Nock official Stephen Soi guilty of corruption, abuse of office linked to 2016 Rio Olympics.

[Eric @amerix]

The difference between a 41-Year-old Terryanne & a 19-year-old teenage girl is that Terryanne has lost her sex market value while the teen has very high value.

But their pettiness is similar. Women never mature.

Your mother has the same pettiness of her teenage. Ask your dad.

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@AfroBloggers Thanos is coming back.

[Lord Abraham Mutai @ItsMutai]

If you have to fundraise to do a wedding, call it off. Your marriage is not a publicly funded business. If you add me to any wedding fundraising groups, I will not contribute.

[J. @Jahmu__]

Kenyans when you tell them to pay to use the Express way

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

TerryAnne Chebet awache tabia za umbwakni. Shaffie Weru was an intern when he impregnated Debbie who was a Senior Presenter at Kiss 100. My 🐐

[La_Z @Laz_ooj]

@ManUtd You lost the game,

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

A Short Story...

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