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@rBillSimmonsPod My brother!
Te-lem-e-kus

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@michiokaku @NEWSMAX We’re all waiting to hear your thoughts of 3i Atlas’s supposed change of vector with some form of thrust. People are maybe getting carried away? Also are reports of it being brighter than the sun true? Wouldn’t that mean a reactor or something insanely HOT?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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#XboxShare

[17 years of song a day @songadaymann]

I bet you never imagined you'd get

🎶incoming chairman of the budget committee 🎶

stuck in your head.

But you will.

Oh, you will.

[Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted]

People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this. https://t.co/5GfHo1eVU8

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@CamStanford @trupowertek @goodnu @EarlSimpsonII @NozdyEmpire weren’t they livestreaming the whole time? gfy

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@AKM1317 @MrAndyNgo @_MariaPetrova thank you for staying away. Jersey trash is worse than NYC trash and you shoulda never called NY home. it obviously wasn’t

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@MarcRedix @byjeli_ @JordanUhl He was not stopping anything other than the execution of constitutional rights. He’s probably going to get charged too as there’s video of him threatening people with a chainsaw

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@byjeli_ @JordanUhl He’s not a white racist. Just a racist

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@springer He's such a turd!

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@bigbronxenergy @NYPDnews Is that photo from today? Windows not broken?

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@bigbronxenergy @NYPDnews Did you find any explanation for this?! Are they looters in cop costumes? Was there somebody trapped? Pet starving to death? Or just cops cutting through a metal gate to get some watches like it's no biggie?

[Coyote in an ALDI @jawn_a_meer]

I wrote this episode! In this one I make fun of: George Foreman, Joseph Stalin, End User License Agreements, and of course, myself. Give it a listen! Oh, and listen PAST THE CREDITS for the ending https://t.co/fLQFv2WLZx

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I picked #NorthCarolina to cut down the nets! Who's in your bracket? #bracket https://t.co/QRNV1fKipr

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@SpeakerRyan What a joke!

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@stephenasmith I’m with the players kneeling but I think you’re working for Kaepernick’s pr agent.Many qb’s take paycuts.Truth is he wanted to be designated as a starter and played his was out of that role.Backup qb’s getting 7 mill is too little? Let’s get him out of this convo

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Yessss! I am now a proud patron of Sparkplug Productions on @Patreon, and you should be too: https://t.co/ZP0W2fmPUJ

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Smash Atoms!!!! https://t.co/qUU7Gb7Vjd

[Dean Haspiel @deanhaspiel]

Roundtable: @stoya, @TheSethGilliam, @PJ_Cruise & Dean Haspiel talk THE LAST BAR AT THE END OF THE WORLD at @comicsbeat: https://t.co/X0z7a67CdT