EWheels

I want to be supermom, but having a baby didn't make me any less lazy, just more tired.

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@annehelen Hench! The whole book is about how awesome at logistical/admin stuff the main character is, just, you know, for villains.

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@courtneymilan I’d love one

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@TriciaTweetz Here to tell you you were right and he was wrong

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@TriciaTweetz But were you vacuuming at the correct time?

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@TriciaTweetz Ok but I actually really want to go to one

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@TriciaTweetz Jesus, it’s so bad

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@TriciaTweetz Excuse me, I’m RIGHT HERE AND READY FOR THIS CONVO

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@GabeDuverge This is the greatest video of all time

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@TriciaTweetz Matt said it was his least favorite song, so we are obviously divorcing now

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@TriciaTweetz This is the most accurate thing you’ve ever said

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@GabeDuverge Delete your account

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@TriciaTweetz Gonna get REAL SHOUTY

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@TriciaTweetz Can’t stab, swirl or scoop. It’s the dumbest pasta.

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@GabeDuverge @Yankees Ahhh, I’ve waited so long to say this again: Delete your account

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@TriciaTweetz I think the worst is being like “you know, Ultron makes some good points re: humanity”

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@Remember_Sarah My 9 year old son found a basket tonight, said rapturously “it’s rattan! I love rattan!” And immediately took his new treasure up to his room. Start ‘em young, I say.

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@TriciaTweetz Because I’m not a quitter, that’s how

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@101Mom96 @Nelba_MG I make sure the last thing I say to my kids before they leave is “I love you” because of that day.

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@ItsFunneh You hire a social media manager 😂

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@GabeDuverge Gabe, my friend, no