Passive Ingenuity

Sarcastic lawyer, former political guru, USMC Veteran, National Park geek, husband, foodie, SEC Football nut, travel enthusiast & disgruntled @Braves fan.

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

The most beautiful sound in the world is the crack of the bat and somehow @Netflix managed to screw that up with endless commentators talking over each other with diarrhea of the mouth. #HomeRunDerby

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@netflix I have watched every Homerun Derby that was ever held. You have managed to screw up the easiest event to broadcast. Just shut up and let us hear the ball and the bat. Not every single moment needs to be Rizo mouth sounds. #HomeRunDerby

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@SharpFootball It’s a Fox Camera. It prefers cheaters and pedos.

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@FOXSports Hide daughters and your beans and toast.

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Let’s see if the Trump curse works today like it did with Knicks game 3. After England’s star player revealed he golfed with Trump #vikingrow #norway

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@ThatLondonLady @England @FIFAWorldCup Your star player went golfing with a known pedophile and convicted felon, and liked it.

No one is rooting for you.

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

It’s so boring the only thing they can talk about is the weather. #WorldCup

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

DaVinci Resolve is everything @Adobe could have been. #DumpAdobe

Thanks @Blackmagic_News !

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@BravesVisionTV Yo, is the camera man having a seizure or is your upload bandwidth terrible?

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

I feel like I am watching your stream on a potato. I have fiber and a high end router. YouTubeTV was always crisp and clean. Your garbage is so pixelated it’s not even worth trying to watch.

[Fubo @fuboTV]

How are you feeling about your team’s #worldcup grouping #fubofam?!

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@ACCFootball The entire officiating crew at the #Louisvile #Clemson game tonight was across the river at the Casino this morning.

DM for proof.

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@JoJoFromJerz Yeah but MAGA loves it.

Make America Skinny Again. Or something.

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@LouisvilleFB go make toast in a bathtub.

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@MikeVorkunov NBA has been trash since they quit playing defense. Look at how much the average O/U line has moved since 1996.

[Mike Vorkunov @MikeVorkunov]

The NBA and MLB both had a Game 7 for its championship this year. Both games were dramatic. The average viewership numbers weren't close:

NBA Finals: 16.61 million
World Series: 25.98 million

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@espn @Disney @RobertIger @YouTube @Google

I can’t believe I had to download Twitter again just to remind you dipshits that media piracy never died. It’s easier now than ever!

End this stupid pissing contest. Don’t make it miserable to give you money.

#MondayNightFootball

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

@united check DM when your get a second :) appreciate you!

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

Poor George thought he was gonna get another race check without having to race. #Formula1 #Spa #BelgianGP

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

Dansby Swanson is as clutch as the clutch in a 1970 Ford Pinto. #Cubs #Phillies #MLB #SundayNightBaseball

[Passive Ingenuity @LazyNecessity]

I’d call it more of a mild saunter. Perhaps a brisk walk? Definitely not a jog though.

[sadchicagofan @ChicagoCarter25]

Why was Kyle Tucker jogging to that ball.?