Chaz

I ❤️ Markets

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@tii_bag Damn dude. I went through the same circumstance 9 years ago. There’s no coming back from that.

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@Cole_Walmsley *shat

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@adamkeller @zeroXhope @grok The post conflates max drawdown with calendar year return. 98’ was a phenomenal year in terms of returns. Just like 2025. Similar situation. Up 18% but had a 19% intrayear drawdown

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@zeroXhope We already fell 9.3% this year

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@SelinaAnneXX @RealCandaceO @baroncoleman There’s footage on YouTube that shows you a few minutes leading up to the shot and you can see him do a count down then show his watch then he reaches into a side case on right side of his belt and casually pulls something out as he continues to look ahead

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@SelinaAnneXX She turns her head to her left where the sound is coming from

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@divotdudesgolf 8.5

8i - 159
7i - 170
D - 295

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@Xx17965797N Try multiplying 9 times any number. The sum adds up to 9. Same for degrees…360. 540. 720. ..

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@Aric333 @SelinaAnneXX @ValVenisEnt Nope. Different guy. Looks very similar though

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@Texas_jeep__guy Looks like my guy took a huge bite out of a sloppy Joe lmao

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@felixprehn @wealth_director Market fell 57% from peak to trough in 2008 into early 2009 which is psychologically so much more stressful than say what happened in 2020

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@thetradingchick Nice job! had the 57 for a few years when I sat on a desk. That one wasn’t that bad actually. I too passed them all in my first try. I’ve always heard that the 24 is a beast compared to the 7

[AdiiX @adiix_official]

My brother is 19.

A sophomore majoring in Software Engineering.

I’m the older brother. I have a career. And for two years, I’ve been covering everything tuition, rent, food every single month.

Recently, my patience finally snapped.

It’s not that I’m heartless.

It’s just that every time I saw him, he was glued to his laptop, and to me, it looked like nothing but gaming and endless YouTube loops.

I called him and didn't hold back:

“David , I honestly don’t see what I’ve been paying for these last two years. Can you show me anything you’ve actually built? Because if not, we need to have a serious talk about whether we should keep doing this.”

Silence on the other end.

Then, he said quietly:

“Okay. Give me one week.”
I’ll be honest I wasn’t expecting much.

I thought he’d show me a basic landing page or a simple calculator.

Typical student stuff.
But seven days later, he showed up at my place.

He opened his laptop and revealed a live trading terminal.

I didn't even realize what I was looking at at first.

On the screen: a real-time equity curve.

Black background.

A steady white line climbing upward.

Numbers flickering every few seconds.

On the left complex math formulas.

On the right a live trade log from Polymarket.

He started explaining:

“I mapped out the logic for Claude AI, and it wrote the code. The bot trades markets like 'Bitcoin Up or Down' across 5-minute, 15-minute, and 1-hour intervals. It’s built on three core pillars:”

- The Kelly Criterion a mathematical formula from 1956 that calculates exactly what percentage of the bankroll to risk on each trade. No more, no less. Growth without the blow-up.

- Bayesian Updating the system recalculates probabilities after every single trade. It learns on the fly like a human brain, but without the ego or emotions.

- Expected Value (EV) Filter the bot doesn’t even enter a trade unless the math shows a clear edge. If the numbers aren't there, it simply waits for the next opportunity.

As I listened, one thing became crystal clear:

He hadn’t just "learned to code."

He had learned how to think.
The Stats:

> Initial Deposit: $100
> 7-Day Result: $3,000
> Win Rate: ~80%

I asked him:

“David, did you come up with all of this yourself?”

He just shrugged:

“I knew what needed to happen. Claude knew how to write it. We built it together.”

That evening, I transferred the money for his next month of tuition.

For the first time in two years, I did it with a smile.
If you want the code it’s open-source.

Like&Follow&Retweet

I’ll DM the link to everyone who does all three.

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@Cryptotea Fear that the end of this 4 year cycle is no different than the previous 4 cycles in that they all fell 70%+ from peak to trough

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@chambleebrandel Now show us 05’ stats ex-Tiger 😂

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@BarbellFi 3% BTC
5% QQQ
7% VT
11% SWVXX
74% VOO

I’m 36.

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@theficouple 16% interest? Total bs in terms of sustainability. Can’t fix stupid haha

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@barkmeta Lmao that’s bs

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@darrelltalksfi $FXAIX if you have at least a 20 year time horizon

[Chaz @LazyStocksBro]

@ChampionsTour My exact yardages. Only I’m 20 yrs younger lol