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@DeeReclaimerX @Slonk01 @TheAdamOfApples You have still yet to present a gameplay reason as to why it should a default ability or even why it should be in the game in the first place.

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@HubPointless @PercivalGreyrat Ever since Infinite, I think all weapons have been given a headshot multiplier. It really D’s with precision weapons’ niche.

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@AdrianDittmann Do you like how the first reaction wasn’t “this shit is buggy”, but “this game is WOKE”. Trust us when we say adding like a handful of black people/women to a game that’s already supposed to have a racially diverse military is the least of our problems.

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@Auherjar @ShitpostRock People have conditioned themselves into accepting worse products than they had before.

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@Forerixal Side note: why does it feel that the RoF of the AR doesn’t fit the original sound design? It looks like it has ~800rpm but it acts more like the later 600.

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@kabrutusdeid Jerma would be immortalized as the AI of a classic Sci-Fi series.

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@EckhartsLadder Cortana: “Herm, lemme analyze the perimeter by doing imaginary finger gestures” 👆☝️👉👇👈🤞

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@ChrisRGun Let’s not even get started on the new dialogue and direction💀

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@HaloCodex How did no one see this coming? 343i Halo Studios has historically had awful writing. What would make them suddenly have good writing for their half-assed CE remake 2?

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@Heppuplays @Holy_lettuce @TheActMan_YT They’ve been advertising the shit out of this remake. Like hell this is just some “a side project”.

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@HubPointless Making their art style canon just makes no sense the more you think about it. Why are there such huge genetic modifications that arise out of nowhere? Why does the Arbiter and the rest of the elites that were from the old covenant change “races” in Halo 5?

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@Singinflow @VectorASpecter @Kieran_pkmn @PublicEnemi_No1 And going that route wouldn’t even be expensive in the slightest😩

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@kelskiYT @Mr_Rebs_ This series should have died when Bungie left. Only Halo Wars even somewhat resembled Halo since the new studios took over. They still don’t know what makes the series so appealing.

[Kelski @kelskiYT]

Halo Studios (343) reportedly has NO new multiplayer OR mainline campaign game currently in active development according to known insider @Mr_Rebs_

They cancelled Project Ekur, yet the studio has not done anything else since that. Only mere concepts.

5 years. 5 YEARS since Infinite, and all we have is ‘half’ of a remake for a 2001 game.

Just… absolutely pathetic. I’m at a loss for words dude. The only thing we have to look forward to that’s even remotely possible is just more remakes.

First time in my life I’ve felt nothing but pure apathy towards this franchise. It cannot be that hard dude

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@basedbinkie

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@peroringa @Heartbreak_Juan シンゴジは最強！

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@hirotonfa *COUGH COUGH*
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*COUGH COUGH*

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@Der_Kernel_ I don’t understand why 4 is ranked so high for so many people. It’s far too melodramatic. The two main plot points don’t flow like in Halo 3 as saving Cortana is only mentioned instead of worked towards. The characters act like teenagers besides Laskey, the sole “good” character.

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@mrgruntington Not a fan of the background, but it’s also not the main cover art is it?

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@MrJmezz Not even the art of gun smithing is safe from Gen AI