हाथीराम चौधरी बैंक वाले

I am not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment.

[हाथीराम चौधरी बैंक वाले @Lazy_Banker]

This is the funniest shit ever🤣🤣🤣

#arnoldschwarzenegger

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

Gems of judiciary 👏👏

[Sachin Gupta @Sachingupta]

राम मंदिर अयोध्या में चंदा चोरी मामले के बाद श्रीकृष्ण जन्मभूमि मथुरा में चंदा चोरी का बड़ा आरोप लगा है। दिनेश फलाहारी महाराज ने CM योगी को खून से चिट्ठी लिखकर CBI जांच की मांग उठाई है।

उन्होंने कहा– "जब गुल्लकों को खोला जाता है, तब CCTV बंद कर दिए जाते हैं। पैसे, सोना, चांदी, हीरे का बंदरबांट होता है। प्रबंध कमेटी के जो लोग स्कूटर से चलते थे, आज उन पर करोड़ों की गाड़ियां हैं"

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

I know why Modi ji is silent but why Rahul Gandhi is silent on Ethanol blending issues and specially on Nitin Gadkari? Such a burning issue, will get easy support from most of the middle class on this.

[Broufus @Broufus]

Dear uncouth man, please don't stand on the yoga mat. That's not how decent people behave. There is yoga instructor there. The mat is for her.

[Sahil Chopra 🇮🇳 @i_msahil555]

THE WAR IS OVER @HardeepSPuri

Can we have a reduction of fuel prices by ₹15-₹20 a litre now, sir..??

[Dushyant Arora @atti_cus]

Meanwhile, Moninder Jatav, a gig worker who jumped to try to save a rich person while India’s authorities stood by, has been charged with extortion and arrested. He had been threatened that this would happen. The news cycle has moved on.

[Flying Lancer Полковник Раджен Bhaduri @LancerFlying]

The price of four persons 3AC from Howrah to Bangalore ticket is ₹29500

Named premium tatkal

Normal fare 1500 rupees
Amrit Kaal fare 7500 rupees

Loot machale loot machale loot................

[ASAN RESEARCH @Asan_research]

Can we know from ministry of petroleum, how much Cr Oil companies gaining now ?

[Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru]

When student su*cide rises in Kota - Add spring in ceiling fans.

When pollution rises in Delhi - Sprinkle water on roads.

Paper leaks become common - Ban telegram.

This New India is very consistent when it comes to not addressing the problem.

[Subramanian Swamy @Swamy39]

@narendramodi God!! What a de facto humiliation !

[Henry Singh @HenrySingh_x]

“Maturity is when you realise India is a country where a comedian’s joke causes more outrage than the suicide of an innocent student.” 🥀

[The Sawarn Voice @Thesawarnvoice9]

Crude Oil Crashes from $138 to $80, But Indians Pay More for Petrol.

Is This Economics or Tax Engineering? ⛽📊

[Awesh Tiwari @awesh29]

मेजर जनरल जी डी बख्शी होना आसान नहीं है। कभी मोदी के प्रबल समर्थक रहे बख्शी हमेशा से जानते रहे हैं कि देश सबसे पहले। अब उन्हें समझ में आया है कि देश मतलब बीजेपी नहीं है, मोदी नहीं है। यह लोग देश के सम्मान को चोटिल कर रहे।

जब मेजर जनरल बोलते हैं कि भाड़ में जाए तो कुछ ऐसे बोलते हैं कि अब नहीं तो फिर कभी नहीं। इसे सरकार को पूर्व सैन्य अफसर के अल्टीमेटम की तरह लेना चाहिए।

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

निशब्द हूँ

ट्रेन की एक भरी बोगी में इस देश के एक युवा ने तड़प तड़प के दम तोड़ दिया

यह सच कैसे स्वीकारा जाए - यह कितना भयावह है

इतना बेबस तो मेरा देश कभी नहीं था

[Manoj Arora @manoj_216]

There's no water to drink in our country.
India is already water stressed.
Please stop this ethanol madness, @nitin_gadkari ji !
Focus on EVs.

[Why U @vayunandini]

Petroleum minister Roadkari ji, please reduce the petrol prices now.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

How is a govt mouthpiece like Dainik Jagaran managing to aggressively report on Ayodhya Ram Mandir donation scam?

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Tamil Nadu CM Vijay has banned posters and oversized cutouts in public spaces.

[Saral Patel @SaralPatel]

Look at this building. It is the office of the unknown NCPI. This party has suddenly got around 20 MPs and central security from nowhere.

Indian democracy is a joke for Narendra Modi and Amit Shah. Indians will never forget this darkest phase.