Michael-aneous 🇵🇸

Vive con furia | I play too many TTRPGs | he/him | Han Solo is my daddy | Free Palestine

[Michael-aneous 🇵🇸 @LazybonesTV]

"Men used to go to war"

I don't like war, I like eating pussy and painting warhammer.

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I’m starting to piece things together

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Let history record that I called it in 2017.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s 2045. we all play games together on steam machines with our steam controllers calling each other on our steam phones while we live in our steam houses content with our steam healthcare coverage. steam points still have no useful function

[Michael-aneous 🇵🇸 @LazybonesTV]

I used to be a Hamilton Hater, given that my exposure to it was people screeching the lyrics in dressing rooms. I finally got the opportunity to see it, and when the lights came up at intermission, I turned to my wife and said "yeah, I get it"

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man

> eating by yourself: $15
> eating with gf or wife: $120

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Rip bozo

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

This is like maybe the only franchise where I completely agree make as many Knives Outs as physically possible

[alette 🦇 @scoobydoolovr]

Im not a fan of Zach Bryan by any means but calling out ICE in a song as one of the biggest modern country artists is actually huge

[Michael-aneous 🇵🇸 @LazybonesTV]

@LinkofSunshine I'd call this festival music. I would never listen to these guys of my own volition, but if I had 3 beers and a pass to a festival with these guys playing, I'd be throwing elbows in the pit.

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

ran to the marc train almost missed it but the amtrak officer said “Ive never left a pretty woman behind and Im not starting today” huge W early in the day

[Aaron @ajshapi1]

Cardinals 0-3 since their owner rented their stadium out to host a white nationalist funeral

[Michael-aneous 🇵🇸 @LazybonesTV]

@TrueSlazac Don't give Trump any ideas.

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters