(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent.

hello everyone, my names cain. I finally decided to take the offer to work here, promise I won't disappoint. (account runner is 18+) (parody)

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

//probably should have made this ALOT earlier.
cain is a lvl 5 agent, their stats are:
85 fortitude.
93 prudence
90temperance
88 justice
may add more if I feel the need for idk

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@cemmietheclaw oh...well still, thats rather surprising to say the least...

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@LuckyNuggetLoki @KCorpEmployee [cain would very quickly jump at the chance to stay on Bernards lap]

if your sure you dont mind, I can stay here!!!

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

Eheheh~! Atleast I found somewhere comfortable to sit!

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@cemmietheclaw kali's!? you mean GEBURA. THE RED MIST. you have her arm!?!?!?

[cain looked dumbfounded]

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@LuckyNuggetLoki @KCorpEmployee [cain looks towards bernard, the rabbit shrunk theirselves down a bit, they were slightly worried, they should have payed attention where they were sitting...]

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@cemmietheclaw your...your fine... it was my fault for corroding... what's going on with your arm there?

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@LuckyNuggetLoki @KCorpEmployee [cain shuffled a bit where they sat, they took quick glances towards Loki, looking down and to the side, a bit worried about how long they may be sitting there.]

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@SloshingGOAT //do some open ints, even if it’s not serious! Or just follow people and they usually follow you back!

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@LuckyNuggetLoki @KCorpEmployee [cain was a bit too surprised to speak, they were definitely blushing, and they didn’t want to complain]

It’s fine. Don’t worry I…I don’t mind…

[cain speaked quietly, their blush spreading to the rest of their face]

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@KCorpEmployee @LuckyNuggetLoki //wait im assuming it’s Lokis turn now?

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@KCorpEmployee @LuckyNuggetLoki Oh right, you and Bernard…

[Cains originally cheery expression is replaced with a bit of a gloomy one, not sad, but jealous, so very jealous.]

Sorry Loki, I’ll just, go back to work…

[they stand up, and walk away]

[(parody) yuki, grade 3 shi assoc. fixer @shiassocyuki]

//open int!!!

[Yuki is wandering the halls of L corp, looking bored.]

God…do yall even do anything here? I just see people enter a room with a clip board and leave a bit later, gosh yall are boring…

//approach the fixer?

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@MagdaNugget The names Cain, extraction aswell, pleasure to meet ya Felicia.

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@MagdaNugget Well, that’s good to hear…

And usually I’m the one sitting on their lap, not the other way around-

[cain looks a bit embarrassed]

I remember seeing some people with similar prosthetics back when I was really young…

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@vitec1295 //aaawwwwwww 🥹

[cain would finally fall asleep, laying on Benedict , they were cuddling up a bit against Benedicts shoulder, the rabbit was quite tired after all...]

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@vitec1295 [cain would be fulling leaning on Benedict now, they were slowly starting to fall asleep]

Thanks for all the pets Benny…

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@vitec1295 Hah, it wouldn’t be the first time they did it…

But don’t worry, I’ll be fine!!!

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@vitec1295 I’m good! I’ve been recovering pretty well, and they had me taking some kinda medications but, im feeling fine!

[cain laughs, now just leaning back into Benedict a bit]

They make me a bit drowsy sometimes,
But that’s fine…

[(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. @Lcorpcain]

@vitec1295 [cain makes small rabbit like squeaks]

Feeling better? How come?