@schizothotep As an Iron Warriors fan I hope he floors it and runs over that little desert rat
As a Tallarn Desert Raiders fan I know theres a ditch with a huge piece of slanted rebar pointed up between them
They may not be the main reason we started playing Nikke, but the male NPCs are so well written. I love how much they shine in their supporting roles in the story
"You've been conscripted into the Continental Army. Give us your name and you'll be assigned to a company.
"Wait, y'all made a mistake, I'm supposed to be back at the farm with my wife and ki-"
"Thank you. Right this way."