Christopher Demos

I'm just a teeny little super guy

[Christopher Demos @LeChrisDemos]

A dog just turned back to look at me

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

The Traitors is about saying “You seem nervous” to a stranger again and again until they have a psychotic break.

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Just heard a dog bark that sounds like my old dog who died in 2019 - jump scar/e

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sunhass glut

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my mule always refused to half pass so my family removed me from the dressage community in shame

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The minions aren’t even cute

[Marie lastnamé @marieberd]

OUT: “making” “dinner”

IN: taking the knife and treating myself to a sliver of freshly cut Parmesan cheese 31 times in a row

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

Katy Perry’s comeback single should have just been a full length version of the Menulog song.

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In France a deviled egg is called oeuf mimosa

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that’s that me grotesque-o

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Alf Pacino

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daddy strong legs

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Mama’s first review 🤩

Chris Demos: Legs in the Pool https://t.co/RRkvTa5HpO via @arts_review

[Christopher Demos @LeChrisDemos]

Seven shows left for my #MICF debut solo show Legs in the Pool!
Tickets at the link!

https://t.co/HiNzEuGC9K

@micomfestival

[Patrick Horan @patrickjhoran]

Enjoyed a very accomplished, consistently funny newcomer show to kick off this year’s #MICF: Chris Demos’s ‘Legs In The Pool’. Recommended

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me looking at a picture of a friends baby “the shoes are wrong”

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if Dune was made 15 years ago Pink would have had a cameo

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cannot confirm or deny the viscous rumours that I have moved into DILF mansion

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everyone’s like - in Italian ciao means hello and goodbye- but no one’s like - in English polish is what you do to silverware and also someone from Poland-