David

Go ham

[ESPN @espn]

THE HURRICANES JUST SCORED THREE GOALS IN 39 SECONDS 😱

IT'S A ONE-GOAL GAME ON ABC AND THE ESPN APP 🍿

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[Bryant Poreland @LSU_COACH_WADE]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2006, YOUR #CANEFEDERATES ARE HEADING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL.

WIN IT FOR DIXIE BOYS!

[Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن @EveKeneinan]

Caius: The slave you sold me died!

Titius: By Jupiter! He never did that when he was with me!

Actual Roman joke.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

CANES TAKE GAME 3 IN MONTREAL 🔥

A PIVOTAL WIN FOR CAROLINA TO PULL AHEAD IN THE ECF 🙌

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[culture @notgwendalupe]

19 years ago, the All American Rejects released 'Move Along'

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

before you waste a lot of time in therapy trying to understand men, consider that Napoleon got volunteers to man a battery position with an almost 100% casualty rate by simply renaming it "the battery of not being a little bitch"

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

all-time great highlight

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

QUINN HUGHES ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 🤯

[the offseason is teal @ABoyAndHisTeam]

Tavares and O’Reilly introducing Celebrini as their captain

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Dad showing off his skill to surprise his little daughter in Melbourne, Australia, 1940

[David @LeDavidftw]

@biurifulinda @killallmenfr @triplexdshott God's plan, He'll humble you and raise you up in His own time 👌

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Allegra Jacchia @allegrajacchia]

How it feels opening Instagram in your late 20s:
- we’re engaged!
- marathon
- we’re expecting
- Strava stats
- surprise proposal
- gender reveal
- just got married
- pickleball
- trip to Japan

[ash @ashleyeleanor]

5yo just told me the promotional reel playing in the cheese department at the grocery store is the best movie she’s ever seen. May have overdone it on the no screens thing

[Fronk @fronk_seravalli]

Looks like #LeafsForever GM Chayka is already getting to work.

Grind never stops. Love to see it.

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

Oh my god

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Wrote entire books about how people who believe fairies live in gardens are idiots only to fall in love with a calculator that calls him smart