Leah Skywalker

just a human whose humor occasionally translates to tweet format

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

@ask_aubry It’s so weird because if you think about making the same video from the wife’s perspective, it feels wrong. “Other men: have fuller/better groomed beards, dye their eyebrows, wear more styled clothes. My husband: Doing none of those things and living his best life 😍”

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

@CdyRnkn 😂 literally, it’s such a problem. I don’t understand why people are so hyperfixated on what 0.045-0.35% of the US population does. But they wouldn’t care if athletes/police were taking anabolic enhancements, some people even think it should be more allowed/accessible to them.

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

@CdyRnkn Steroids increase bone density, muscle mass, & stamina while reducing fat. Women use performance enhancing drugs, but tend to be hush about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if women officers were on gear. Which furthers the your point about society being okay when certain groups use

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

@CdyRnkn A lot of women in physical employments also take steroids like anavar. We glorify their ability to keep up physically with men, and their bodies (esp fitness influencers). But it’s not on most people’s radar because society assume it makes you “look manly”.

[shayIa 🗡 @bog_VVitch]

You guys know you don’t *have* to get married right? You don’t have to scramble once you hit a certain age or “settle”. Nothing bad is going to happen to you.

[sal 🫐 @ghostinmypocket]

This trend really shows how aging is sometimes just rooted in our perception of what’s modern 😭 a lot of them looked decades younger

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

The feminine urge to put exclamation marks after every sentence in your emails.

[Structured Success @StructuredSucc]

For a lot of people with ADHD, rejection, and even the potential of rejection, can feel like intense emotional pain. This is rejection sensitivity.

Let's talk about some strategies to ride that wave of rejection and come out the other side.

A thread 🧵

[lesbian anakin skywalker🍫🥛 @shmisvader]

im obsessed with this

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it

“silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im such a bitch when im tired. also when im over caffeinated and too awake. also when im hungry. also when im too full. also when im cold. also when im hot. wait am i just a bitch

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

@SFLucar The hair looks great!

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

I hate texting just come live with me

[Ciara @slayerfest98]

This is the wardrobe of every K-drama leading man

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

A short story of betrayal:

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

MMA with the homies

[Leah Skywalker @LeahSkywalker]

@assygr3mlin 🥹 like she had her moment, but the moment is over

[nina @ninagrewrites]

people who are available and interested in you will be just that - available. they’ll be clear and open with their communication, they will make time in their schedule for you, their actions will match their words. you will never have to ask yourself ‘oh are they into me?’