Leah Patrick

NoVa

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

I literally can never make a good smoothie. what am I doing wrong

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

being a girl is bragging about not washing your hair

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

if there isn’t a hook inside the women’s stall in a public bathroom, you hate women

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

the amount of ring camera footage my neighbor probably has of me doing the potty dance everyday trying to unlock the front door after work

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

how come nobody told me how sad The Wild Robot is???

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

if there isn’t a full length mirror in the women’s public bathroom, you hate women

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

“my parents voted for McDonald’s trucks”

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

crying in the car listening to love don’t cost a thing

[ains⋆˚✿ @admirephil]

im sorry but the 49ers being sad while confetti gets stuck on their faces is so funny 😭

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

where is the best place you’ve found cropped jeans from??? not too long but not too short you know??

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

you know you’re a teacher when you’re tying your robe and you almost double knot it

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

why is my future in my hands, i’m just a girl

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

everyone who had minimal decorations in their neutral colored home is now switching to bright colors and lots of decorations

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

some tweens walked past me today as I was leading a line of summer camp kids to see Sing 2 @ 10:30AM and they said “Barbie huh?” ????

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

what kind of house slippers are people wearing these days?

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

we talk about today’s generation, but we were literally watching kids play…

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Me when Nickelodeon tried it with that worldwide day of play

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

something I feel embarrassed about that I shouldn’t feel embarrassed about:
paying with cash because of how long it takes (opening your purse, finding the right amount, waiting for change, holding everyone else up)

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

I believe wholeheartedly that rihanna couldn’t date drake cause he was corny

[Leah Patrick @Leah_Pat]

who will commit to seeing lauryn hill with me *if* she actually shows up