Leanne Calladine

Aup me Duck 🦆

[F❤️‍🔥 @Frannnxxxx]

Or maybe don’t make maternity leave less than minimum wage so people can enjoy having children

[goma @soigomaa]

For thousands of years, babies slept with their mothers. When they cried, they were attended to. Then two men came along: Dr. Holt and John B. Watson. They said babies should be trained. That babies had to fit the assembly line schedules of their parents. "Newborns must cry to expand their lungs," they claimed. "Simply let them cry it out." And that's how the "cry it out" sleep training method was born. Watson treated babies like experiments. "Never hug or kiss your child," he wrote. "Shake hands with them in the morning." After all, mothers needed rest, to attend to their husbands and households. Watson had four children. Three attempted suicide. One succeeded. And we still follow it today. Because once you convince a mother to ignore her baby's cries, you've broken something primal.

[Dan @leathergregory]

It's a cracking day for going out and just Getting In The Way™ you know. Go to the supermarket, stand in front of the milk for ages, reach for the same bag of parsnips at the same time as someone else, leave your trolley sideways across the aisle.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

YOU BEAST!!!!!!!!!!

[Karthik @karthik_rus]

Sometimes ‘A Netflix limited series’ hits different.
#Adolescence

[The Traitors HQ @the_traitors_]

Freddie… #TheTraitors

[Bradley @ohgleybradderz]

‘5k done this morning, god it’s a cold one!’

[ً @milesangels]

joe rogan: "they all do the same move they drop down and do the splits"

miley: "that's what i think when i'm watching your shows too, all the same stuff"

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

A cool thing with Christmas Day is you’ll have 10 beers, 5 ciders, 4 wines, 2 Proseccos, 5 shots of flavoured liqueurs & a big whiskey & you’ll be completely sober x

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Chris Rea is in his 70s. Maybe his fucking family should drive to see him for once

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years since one of the most iconic uses of a song in a movie! real cinema.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

and i will probably do it again ❤️

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

We have freedom of speech in the UK; it's written into our law in the 1998 Human Rigts Act. But rights come with responsibilities (I appreciate that's a concept you're not familiar with); there's a requirement not to incite criminality or spread hatred online. We find society works better that way.

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

Don’t mess with Scouse nans

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Sklee @Skleepoker]

If you have less than 5 representatives in the #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Kelly Rowland checking if Microsoft is working yet so she can send a text on Excel

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

Nothing but mad respect for the way Jordan Pickford is consistently ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS at being asked to do the activity for which he is paid. Extremely me.