Mark Leasure

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

@GeoOnAir dude! That "like the back of a Volkswagen" comment yesterday came out so quick and smooth! Perfect mallrats reference! Cracked me up. Thanks man!

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

Why does @hbomax SUCK at casting? It gives me multiple of the same casting device. It casts for about a minute on my Google Home then gives up. I know it's you and not me because Hulu and Amazon cast just fine! (Actually, I don't think Amazon can stream to the Home, but w/e)

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[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

Thanks Christopher Titus for spending 2,346 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to ALL OF IT. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ROAtSHVUtG

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

@SharkWeek idk exactly why, but I do not like @ForrestGalante Idk if it's his face or maybe it's how he just rips an epaulette shark or of the water like, " Hey, look at me! I'm so cool! I caught this rare shark and now I'm suffocating it!" I might like him in person, idk.

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

I was told today that I said the same thing as @neiltyson did in an argument. This is a very proud moment for me.

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

This made me happy 😊 https://t.co/jXRd3Ww4Vj

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

@LUSTR0USFL0WER What necklace?

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

I'm such a degenerate. A lady just asked for a lime at the bar. My dumbass heard "line" and thought, "you can get that here??" Only for a second, though.

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

I'll be just fine pretending I'm not

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[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

These kids next door are screaming for no reason at all. I know they are kids, but it's fucking annoying! My parents taught us not to scream unless you're in trouble. That's what people think when you scream!

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

When you wake up alone with those feelings you kinda just gotta wait for it to go away....

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

Ugh! I'm single! Why do I have nightmares about being cheated on?! There is no one to cheat on me! It sucks waking up with those feelings. When you fall in love with a filthy whore and live with her (0/10 do not recommend) you roll over and feel better cause she's there at least.

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

@brianna__kylie Don't we all.

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

@IGN Scientists? Scientifically impossible? Duh! I'm not a scientist and I could have told you that.

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

It's too easy to hate you, and hard to love
It's too easy to hate you, when was enough?

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[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

How have I never heard of this tree before??

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[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

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Would you look at her. She looks at me. She's got me thinking about her constantly, but she don't know how I feel. She carries on with out a doubt. I wonder if she'll figure out, I'm crazy for this girl.

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

Yup

[Mark Leasure @LeasureMark]

I love her like hate, I love her like pain,
I need her like a forest needs a flame
I love her like rage, I love her like shame
I need her like a victim needs the plague
I love her like la la la la la la la la la la

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