@GeoOnAir dude! That "like the back of a Volkswagen" comment yesterday came out so quick and smooth! Perfect mallrats reference! Cracked me up. Thanks man!
Why does @hbomax SUCK at casting? It gives me multiple of the same casting device. It casts for about a minute on my Google Home then gives up. I know it's you and not me because Hulu and Amazon cast just fine! (Actually, I don't think Amazon can stream to the Home, but w/e)
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@SharkWeek idk exactly why, but I do not like @ForrestGalante Idk if it's his face or maybe it's how he just rips an epaulette shark or of the water like, " Hey, look at me! I'm so cool! I caught this rare shark and now I'm suffocating it!" I might like him in person, idk.
I'm such a degenerate. A lady just asked for a lime at the bar. My dumbass heard "line" and thought, "you can get that here??" Only for a second, though.
These kids next door are screaming for no reason at all. I know they are kids, but it's fucking annoying! My parents taught us not to scream unless you're in trouble. That's what people think when you scream!
Ugh! I'm single! Why do I have nightmares about being cheated on?! There is no one to cheat on me! It sucks waking up with those feelings. When you fall in love with a filthy whore and live with her (0/10 do not recommend) you roll over and feel better cause she's there at least.
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Would you look at her. She looks at me. She's got me thinking about her constantly, but she don't know how I feel. She carries on with out a doubt. I wonder if she'll figure out, I'm crazy for this girl.
I love her like hate, I love her like pain,
I need her like a forest needs a flame
I love her like rage, I love her like shame
I need her like a victim needs the plague
I love her like la la la la la la la la la la
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