Stacey D. Werner

my talent is immeasurable and unattainable. she/they

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

Horton Hears a Hue: The Story of an Elephant with Synesthesia

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

Saying "Sorry I have to go- I'm running low on minutes." And then hanging up the phone. They need to bring that back.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

*pours out diva cup*

"This one's for our fallen homies. Gone but never forgotten."

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

@teejcreed Dusting off a classic.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

Popped my pussy in the mezzanine of The Fulton's production of Titanic during Curtain Call because I support the arts.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

Shout out to all the people who only shave their legs for fun to FULLY ENJOY those freshly washed sheets. There is no other reason.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

@captbeardguy You look like @Wendys but upside down.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

A thing I would like to do is go to @ChuckECheese and tip the band like they're drag performers. Yaaasss momma.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

In the name of the Father the Son and the HOLY SHITTT.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

@JamieLikesAstor Never Forget

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

If someone compliments my playlist I will immediately fall in love with them.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

@derynthegirl No wait. I take mine back.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

The best thing about being an adult is that I can order French Onion Soup WHENEVER I WANT.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

I just finished my 4th tube of chapstick without losing it... and I WILL bring this up to my therapist even though they don't think this is important. Also I've been with my therapist for 4 tubes of chapstick. Happy Anniversary.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

Nick: "Stacey why are you watching E!?"

Me: "For Entertainment."

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

M3GAN got her BFA in musical theater from ithaca college

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

@captbeardguy WHIPPED

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Got an email from The Paramount today and I'm shaking.

[Stacey D. Werner @LeatherAndStace]

Christmas may be about Jesus but Christmas Eve is about all your friends who did RENT this past year. I don't write the rules.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

lana del rey album titles:

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Just a reminder that Robert Downey Jr got nominated for an OSCAR for his "work" in Tropic Thunder. I can't unknow it and now you can't either.