Stephen Peever

Vancouver based comedian, Harry Potter trivia king and all around attention whore.

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@Crunchyroll I really like you but your captions are absolutely atrocious. I grew up on them because my mom is nearly deaf so I know how important they are. AI is not going to cut it and is in fact blowing it. Hire me and you will have the best captions in the biz.

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@Reddit i have only used your app, but good golly miss Molly does it suck. Why is it like a 30% chance I can't watch a video or view comments? This third party app stuff wouldn't be an issue of yours worked.

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@Roku hey I'm watching The Expanse on @amazon and it keeps kicking me out of the app, generally during the intro but not specifically. Minor inconvenience, not asking for a fix just you should know and this is quicker than than whatever complaint department you have.

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@REALEthanHD I don't know why pwi isn't on board, but just? For shame

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@DavidSpade my man, I'm a big fan, and I'm in Van, and God bless it I shouldn't be rhyming. I'm hard up atm, any chance of a hook up? I've never asked, but after listening to your podcast so much I would hate to miss. If not I'll just have to seduce a security guard.

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@TimHortons i just picked up a cam of your chili. Turns out is is mislabeled, as this is soup. Thicken up or use a new name. It does make a good chip dip, but chili it is not.

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@Amtrak i was looking forward to riding with you after my last two busses were canceled heading home to Sea from Van. Let down again, as you wouldn't let 8 passengers on that were there by the scheduled time. I support you, rail is the future, but you super sucked this time.

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@costcocanada is there a reason that Chicken Bakes aren't sold in Canada? Its a shame really, they would sell like crazy.

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@AOC what is you plan to help the railworkers union? You basically voted to crush them knowing the sick days wouldn't pass. So whats up? I'm a big fan btw, I just don't understand why you would agree to separate the bill.

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@POTUS dude, give the rail workers sick pay. Simple as.

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

.@StephenAtHome You are my TV dad but my real dad is also a huge Lord of The Rings fan and this year I'm getting him a cribbage board that is a map of Middle Earth. It has an option for engraving. Do you have any great LOTR quotes I could use?

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@GreyhoundBus you can't guarantee my ticket, but can you guarantee I will still have my head? Or maybe thats what I need to get a refund for your garbage service? Just asking.

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@GreyhoundBus just as bad as the dog racing they are named after.

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@GreyhoundBus only has wifi to distract you from the smell of God knows what they haven't cleaned out of the upholstery in the last 10 years.

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@GreyhoundBus im going g to eat the shot sandwich you so lovingly made for me and I'm gonna bitch at you all fucking day because I'm not with my family I haven't seen in 3 years. You are trash.

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@GreyhoundBus so you asked me to dm you. You sent my forced into it itinerary and address absolutely NONE of my concerns. Why did you even bother messaging in the first place if you were going to ignore me?

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@GreyhoundBus takes no responsibility for ruining holidays. Cancel a bus last minute? Well fuck you we can because we are a monopoly. Was the bus broken like they said? No, it wasn't. They just didn't sell enough tickets.

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@GreyhoundBus just another fuck you to this garbage company that ruined my trip. I could list the reasons you suck but you wouldn't listen anyway. Bitch ass monopoly company, your executives need a swerlie. Train or plane from now on. Fuck you.

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@GreyhoundBus you guys seriously suck. You said you were going to help and all I got was my itinerary. I've been using you for 15 years, never again. I will take the ferry, the train, or a goddamn plane because you fucked up my holidays and take no responsibility. Get fucked.

[Stephen Peever @LeaveItToPeever]

@GreyhoundBus is all bark and no balls. I complained about garbage service they said dm me the only response was my new schedule. You fucked my holidays because you couldn't fill 2 busses. Fix this clowns. Be sure I'm gonna make a stink at the station tomorrow if you don't.