Wazza 🦁

You could wait for a lifetime, to spend your days in the sunshine. Titsgang for life

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@NicolaPartridg2 @HabZ360 He was a beast for Brighton and I was disappointed we weren’t in for him, when he moved to Spurs. Maybe one Emery could work his magic on.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[Sonny @rawespresso]

Most working UK adults haven't had an actual weekend in years.

Saturday morning is the chore catch-up — the food shop, the laundry, the bins, the post, the things you didn't have the energy for during the week.

Saturday afternoon is the only real free time most people get all week. About 4-5 hours of it. It usually gets spent recovering from the morning's admin.

Saturday evening is dinner, telly, a couple of drinks, an early-ish bed because Sunday isn't going to be much easier.

Sunday is part chores, part dread. By 6pm you're already mentally on Monday. By 9pm you're laying out clothes and checking the alarm.

What people call 'a weekend' is, in practice, about 6 hours of actual leisure — fragmented into 30-90 minute chunks between admin, recovery, and pre-emptive Monday anxiety.

This is why working people in their thirties spend their twenties thinking 'this will improve when I'm earning more.' It doesn't — the shape stays exactly the same, only the cost of living it goes up.

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@2147mill $GME

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

The Premier League will respond to this by limiting how much Aston Villa can spend this summer.

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

I’m seeing tweets from people, who genuinely think slab head should be going to the World Cup ahead of Konsa 😂

#ThreeLions

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately

115 financial charges - PL will get back to you on that in a few years

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

getting paid after taxes

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@Comedyorwat

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@Comedyorwat

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@Comedyorwat I’m still poor 😂

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

King Charles arrives back from a state visit to Instanbul.

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@zBac0n @Comedyorwat

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

“So happy I commuted to the office 2 hours each way, 5 days a week, canceled vacations, never used my sick days, and answered emails at midnight…all to create maximum shareholder value”

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@Comedyorwat Why try and get me laid off?

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

So we’re replaying the first leg Vs Forest again, because apparently, it’s ok for the ball to hit your arm up near your head from close range? I thought the European comps were all about cOnSisTeNcY?

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

@Comedyorwat Bane memes for the win!!! 😂

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

Good to see Forest’s morale taking a beating, ahead of Thursday 😂#AVFC

[Wazza 🦁 @LeaveitFFS]

$GME

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

GameStop is preparing to make an offer for eBay, according to people familiar with the matter, part of CEO Ryan Cohen’s plan to turn GameStop into a $100 billion-plus juggernaut. https://t.co/2p0HMrPIuJ