@mariathies12 Order as much bacon as possible and it all of it. Why you might ask because this is America land of the free and home of the brave. No Muslim or any immigrant for that matter is going to tell me what I can and cannot eat or do. Fuck all the way off.
“LOCK THE FUCKING GATE, TAKE THEIR ASS TO THE DEEP WATER AND SEE IF THEY CAN FUCKING SWIM! THEY CANT CAUSE WERE GONNA CHOKE THEIR FUCKIN ASSES OUT!!” -Coach Jon Sumrall
THE GWOT SHOWER TRAILER: WHERE CLEANLINESS WAS A COMBAT SPORT
GWOT veterans know there was absolutely NO GUARANTEE that taking a shower would improve their situation.
You grabbed your towel, shower shoes, and weapon and headed over, knowing you were about to roll the dice:
🚿 Option 1: Hot water.
You hit the deployment lottery. Don’t tell anybody.
🥶 Option 2: Water straight from an Afghan mountain glacier somehow.
🔥 Option 3: Approximately 900°F.
There was no “warm.” You just kept moving in and out of the stream like you were clearing a room.
💀 Option 4: The shower shocked you. Nothing wakes you up like grabbing the metal faucet and getting 110 volts of freedom through your naked body.
🚫 Option 5: No water.
Of course, you discovered this AFTER getting completely naked.
🟤 Option 6: The water came out a color that water absolutely should not be.
And depending on where you were…
You might be walking 200 meters to the shower wearing:
🩳 PT shorts
🩴 Shower shoes
🪖 Body armor
🔫 Rifle
🧴 Shampoo
Looking like the most tactically prepared homeless person on Earth.
👇What was the worst shower setup you had downrange?
@Boots_N_Chutes@DropzoneBrief
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