// dream.journal_0483.tmp
>> nap.initiated unintentionally
>> triggered by repeated exposure to πππ
system.idle()
cat.exe collapsed mid-scroll
entered REMfastβ’
dream.state = corrupted()
>> visuals included:
β a fart that spoke Latin
β @memecoinjunkies trying to plug a USB into a tortilla
β cat minted itself then refused to pay gas
>> woke up:
location = under keyboard
emotion = yes
purpose = unknown()
>> end.log
nap rated: 7/10 (smelled weird but learned something)
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