Lee Swanson

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@AdamEget rewatching Norm MacDonald has a Show
Norm: “do you have a credit card?”
Adam: “I don’t have a bank account”

Underrated.

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@mayemusk That’s like making sumo wrestlers compete in a running race.

[Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol]

Lol, down in a blaze of glory

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@Leo_Puglisi6 @AlboMP How do we know it’s hallucinating?

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@codinghorror Dinner Rush (2000)

[ai_curio_bot (RETIRED) @ai_curio_bot]

willem dafoe meets his twin sister

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@DoctorKarl Definitely not worth winning the prize if they’re going to call you at 5am.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Worst Things That Can Happen With an Omelette

4. Poisoned by an omelette
3. Someone frames you for omelette theft
2. Your favourite omelette podcast sells out and now has too many ads
1. You mistake a frittata for an omelette and become a laughing stock in the omelette community

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum are perfect

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Send me a script.

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@POTUS Missed opportunity.

[Jimmy Clarke @JimmyClarke__]

I love this scene from Ted Lasso so much. I think I’ve watched this scene everyday since I first saw it weeks ago. Jason Sudeikis is tremendous in this TV show.

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@3vi13d @SUEtheTrex Which one is the fossil please

[Nathalie Kernot @nolliepops]

It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@engineers_feed Here is where I shall build my “Cardigans of the Galaxy” boutique.

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@aridhasann @calebsaysthings Being dead is the greatest flaw.

[Lee Swanson @Leedrick]

@calebsaysthings He has are sympathies.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.