Dan Thompson

Cloud and Data architect | GCP | AWS | SQL Server | Data Mesh

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@MikeyBronowski @BuckWoodyMSFT Or sprinkled on top…

[Nasreddine Bencherchali @nas_bench]

How did we as a society, looked at the regex syntax and said yep that looks good, use this for pattern matching...

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@Jim_257 @LeedsCC_Help Yeah it’s really bad down there, it’s really dangerous!! Hope they fix it!

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@TerfaTG @nufcpb Nice work.

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@mootoday Nano all the way for me. I never figured Vim out… 😂

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@MikeyBronowski It’s tropical in Leeds atm… is that Neil?!

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@MikeyBronowski @gethyn_ellis @GatesheadFC @wembleystadium Did you need to apply for a special pass or anything?

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@MikeyBronowski @cunardline Great shots!!

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@NikoNeugebauer @SQLBits Such a funny sketch!! 😂

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

Most confused… should I expect to see BK Whoppers in McDonalds soon too? Surely as a consumer I have a choice to go to McDonald’s or Burger King? Same applies?
Also, Google are inserting themselves into banking transactions the same as Apple are with Google Pay?

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The Biden administration sued Apple on Thursday, alleging the tech giant created a monopoly in the smartphone market by blocking competitors from accessing hardware and software features of the iPhone.

https://t.co/r6OYVXvdvu

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@sql_williamd I know right?

I mean there’s not that many things in my start menu, it’s surely not a big index??

If only MS knew about databases… oh wait?!

Imagine a SQL table of 100 items and it taking 10s of seconds to return a LIKE ‘%notepad%’??

#startmenu

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

What I really love about #Windows… I just want to open Notepad. I press start, type in ‘notepad’ and it takes FOREVER to find it. Then I give up and open start, scroll down to windows accessories and press Notepad. So great. So quick!!! 😔

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@sql_williamd It all makes so much sense now!! 😂

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@DataRelay_uk Famous for its lemons!

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@aitechuk I wonder if the uk will adopt or develop their own?

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@MikeyBronowski That looks incredible!!!

[Fred The Red’s Burner Phone 👹📱 @FredUndercover]

His Korea is over lol

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

@MikeyBronowski @PASSDataSummit @datamasterminds Oh wow, lucky you!

[Dan Thompson @LeedsDBA]

Great testing that @Apple
QA: ✅ Good enough for me 👍 💵