Ri :)

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i hate when i show the baby smiling to people and they react “oh he’s shittin! yep just shittin and fartin” like no he’s smiling because he’s happy and he loves me omg stop

[Evan @evanjmader]

we had a minor misunderstanding

[ً @cryst6ls]

being in a gc feels like screaming into the void

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

I must stay strong it will be laptop in bed time soon

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I wish worms could see the forecast like guys I get that it’s raining today but tomorrow is sunny and you are going to die on this sidewalk

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

WHAT U MEAN THROW HIM A DONUT??? DONT U SEE HOW POLITE HE IS??

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Trapdoor spiders build homes with an actual ‘hinged’ door

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

a girl you’ve never spoken to before liking your instagram story post is like an angel visiting you

[flor @flowerisonfire]

if i was famous i would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately i love talking about myself

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

they should let me go inside everyones house just to see

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

you can visit St. Jude’s Hospital website to send a free Valentine to a child. think about how much that would mean to them 🥹🥹🥹🥹👇🏽

[sea @neverlie]

Animals interrupting wildlife photographers - a thread 🧵

1. A curious fox by Dan Dinu

[gore vidal sassoon @GilroyMusic]

The scientists after conducting the prison experiment:

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

so tired from my crazy overnight shift on Roblox 🤦🏻‍♀️