Beau Wright

former Miami Marlins MiLBer | Dodgers |Lakers | #LetsGoDodgers | Instagram: jamesbeauwright

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

WHAT CAN THEY SAY NOW?!

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

😭

[LakersMuse @LALMuse]

I thought that Japan had Rui in goal for a second 😭

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Uhh yea you obviously

[DodgersMuse @LADodgersMuse]

Is anyone genuinely watching the World Cup at 9pm?

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Replies all over where he actually from but fuck all that he chose to play for the USA babyyyyy.

[Dave @davebftv]

The US has guys like this now. Folarin Balogun holy hell

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

I’m honestly surprised it isn’t higher

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

A look at the concession prices at SoFi Stadium for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

If someone did that with Coke Zero I’d give up Coors light forever

[Aman @AmanHasNoName_2]

If someone can fit 20g protein into a can of Diet Coke without changing the taste and texture , that recipe will make a bigger IPO than Anthropic.

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Why couldn’t it be tom holland with his mouth wide open or something?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Hyrox athlete

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Damn and I just did Hyrox in NYC. Guess I’m gay now

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

Top 6 gayest ways to workout as a man (from most to least gay)

1. Hyrox
2. Run club
3. OTF
4. F45
5. Bootcamp
6. Bodybuilding (machines only)

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

There are no seats to sit next to any of them. Fucking AI dude

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

You have an 8 hour flight, which celebrity are you sitting next to?

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Nah fuck all that. Do what you want in this life

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

A lot of people don't know this, but you can workout and not tell anyone.

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

More rest

[Benson K7🚩 @kharma_7]

People who train 3 days a week or less but look better than people in the gym every day, please what are you doing differently? 🙏

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

@TrentoHunter Whoa

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

I was praying to God that she threw that in her lip. I would’ve fallen in love for the 1 trillionth time

[Ella Langley Daily @EllaLDaily]

Ella Langley via TikTok.

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

lol using the dodgers as the example

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

MLB response: ‘We appreciate the union making a set of proposals and we look forward to continuing the bargaining process and working towards solving the competitive balance problem our fans are telling us needs to be addressed. We understand their proposals are designed to benefit players. Unfortunately, they do not address and in fact exacerbate the competitive balance problem our fans are telling us we must address. The MLBPA’s proposal would reduce the amount transferred to lower-revenue Clubs, weaken the Competitive Balance Tax, and lead to even more payroll disparity than exists today. For example, under the Union’s proposal, the Dodgers would pay less in luxury tax payments, giving them an additional $70 million to spend on payroll.”

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

You die

[Freeman⚓️💪🏽 @Freeman42ox]

People who lift but don’t do cardio what eventually happens?

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Yea fuck all that. I’ll express myself the way I see fit.

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

I just can’t date a man who posts on Instagram. instant ick. especially if they post with music or on stories. like why are you updating this throughout your day!!!!

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

@Marlins28champs Wow I love that

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

No fuckin way. This is the greatest day of my LIFE

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Spam has released a Spam hot dog in time for summer

The company called it "one of the most exciting convenience food innovations in years"

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Pretty much yea

[Pancho @mybadbrah]

modern dating is going out with someone and having the most beautiful night of your life for 9 hours thinking you met your wife then they ghost you the next day cuz they got the ick when u sent them an apple music link

[Beau Wright @LeftbutWright35]

Nice Hyrox isn’t on there I’m not having a midlife crisis

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis:

1. Quitting alcohol
2. Running 10 miles before work
3. Divorce
4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate
5. Pickleball
6. ADHD diagnosis
7. Dressing like you did in 2004
8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21
9. Weekly hinge dates
10. Ice baths and saunas
11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs
12. Getting into tattoos
13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions”
14. Plants and the environment
15. Traveling