Alex

[Alex @LegalizeMDMA]

@Assman2369 @HaytersTV And not a damn thing is done about it

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[julia @juliagiaa]

If u single rn u gon be single forever everybody got who they want, nobody wants you

[† @sahhbabbii]

What makes it worse is knowing damn well they’re not thinking about you 😭😭😭

[teg @teggin]

is bikini bottom a walkable city

[Manta @yoltsManta]

Imagine placing a tack shooter right here

[luluzita @luluzitaxy]

Imagina vc gostar da pessoa e ela de vc

[mig 🍵 @DaftDoggo]

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

take a shot every time you ruin something important to you

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

Getting drunk alone in my house as a prank

[Disappear @disappear30]

"This will be my year"
The state I'm in.

[Labadsy @Mccoy_Labadsy]

Aang would have wanted me to see it for free anyway

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

God forbid unc gets tummy time during intro to business class

[fooo @bitcoinpanda69]

Me and my chud son looking for a free spot to build a sand castle

[cosmictylxr 🛰️ @cosmictylxr]

apollo space walks were rare, but by far the coolest

[$lan muraco. @Alan_sbg]

flipped his shit off hydros n hit the kaepernick. ik his chest was on fire. 🪦

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

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