The Adorable Menace

If you reach heaven, and I’m not there...

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[The Adorable Menace @Legendar1e]

Ahhhh ok, this take makes sense

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

If you’re a transplant from anywhere in the middle of America you’re not a New Yorker but if you’re an immigrant and came to New York when you were in elementary school you 1000% a New Yorker hope this helps

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

I think Jadakiss should perform the national anthem for the first game at MSG

[Slightly Rational Knicks Fan @RationalKnickFn]

Orange and Blue from the skies #NewYorkKnicks

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[Baby D 🍼 @Demaaaris]

Alright now to be fair… Mamdani be outside just as much as Eric Adams was … the only difference is we see him doing his job too 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Landlord: Rent has gone up.

Businesses: That’s a natural part of doing business.

Suppliers: Materials cost more.

Businesses: That’s a natural part of doing business.

Worker: My labour costs more.

Businesses: Whoa, whoa... Let’s not get unreasonable here.

[muse @honeyscoat]

I need to bite a handsome man to relieve a little tension off of my body. I’ll kiss it after.

[Barney Schreiber, CPA @luxurytrash_]

The bodega set up a flat screen outside so folks could watch the Knicks game on the street. I love my city.

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

“You really think they would do that to you?”
I think people would kill me given the right opportunity.

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Not right now babe I'm busy reading every single tweet Hunter Biden presses send on

[The Adorable Menace @Legendar1e]

I still hadn’t learned my lesson bc I mentioned light witchcraft while watching the Knicks game and everyone went silent. Nah, I’m done fr, my fault

[The Adorable Menace @Legendar1e]

Seeeeee, I was un a meeting today where someone was describing something that no one else (ppl who would have been there) remembered. I said that she jumped timelines and no one was fuckin widdit.
Yeah, I’mma chill completely.

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

Wemby deadass smiled for the fan’s selfie. He is a man of the people

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

Perfect weather in NYC to walk on the right side of the sidewalk. Let’s all go outside and walk on the right side of the sidewalk

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

three more

[The Adorable Menace @Legendar1e]

Waiting for a final consensus here….

[Azal_Cha @janet_musa89701]

How do you initiate intimacy as a woman? Do you stab him or what?

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Cuz the nigga got BPD too thats where u got it from 😭😭

[Sr. Chaos Agent Manager @Xcrementtalker]

@HunterBiden @JaulaDePerreo “A pipe dream worth believing in.”