Brittany Weems

I'm obsessed with my cat.
Tiny human mom 🤱

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

@MaryMenopausal @elymayhud 🤣 trust me, he didn't take a bullet for me. He's not Jesus.

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

@MaryMenopausal @elymayhud LOL she sounds like an idiot? Have you heard Trump speak? 🤣 He talks in circles, never really saying anything.

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

Gotta stay on my toes in case my mom is still trying to abort me. #Debate2024

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

@premier_shooter *for assault rifles* please do your research

[Citizen Kane @citizenkane61]

I have come to the conclusion that men are too emotional to be President. #Debate2024

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

What do I want for Christmas? A winning lottery ticket would be nice.

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

I no longer feel safe in the state that I live in. And I'm devastated that my rights and the rights of so many others have been taken away.

Welcome to Gilead.

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

Sooooooo I washed and dried all of Ella's clothes with a ballpoint pen... 😶 every article of clothing has ink stains on them #inkeverywhere #mombrain #thissucks

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Anything can be a fidget spinner if you're anxious enough.

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

Really annoyed that my body keeps waking me up every hour. Every night.

Would have been more useful when Ella was a newborn 😆

I just want to sleeeeeeeep

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

This 4 month sleep regression... 🙄🤦‍♀️

Soooooo much fun

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

"I HAVE SIX SELF CLEANING LITTERBOXES AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A KID." #HIMYM has me rollllllllling tonight.

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

So if the next time you see me I have 0 hairs on my body and look like an alien...now you know why.

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

Postpartum hair loss is making me lose my freaking mind.

I'm SCREAMING on the inside.

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

I HAVE TO FISH AT LEAST 3 EYELASHES OUT OF MY EYEBALLS EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE THOSE HAIRS ARE FALLING OUT TOO AND WHEN YOUR EYELASHES FALL OUT YOU NO LONGER HAVE ANYTHING TO PROTECT YOUR EYES SO THAT'S JUST REAL FANTASTIC

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

@morgan_ellese @BetsyDeVosED 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[Erin Brockovich @ErinBrockovich]

The President has not been silenced. He has a press room right in his house. He’s more than welcome to step up to the podium, speak and even take some questions.

He is not a victim

[Brittany Weems @LegitBrit_27]

Ella is sleeping #praiseJesus but she's just so stinking cute, it's taking EVERY OUNCE OF RESTRAINT IN MY BODY to not pick her up and cuddle the ever loving shit out of her right now.