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avid crypto hater

[John @market_sleuth]

This is why the 2026 midterms are going to decimate the GOP (& I’m a Republican). Trump focuses way too much on the stock market & it’s going to backfire badly. He doesn’t show any concern for the millions of families in need. Just the stock market. Pathetic.

[Flowseidon @kiantrades]

1% drawdown in $QQQ $SPY and people start looking up what credit default swaps are

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Credible take.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“he probably out cheating on me”

me:

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

How to become a millionaire in 24 hrs

*Buy $22,000 of Splunk call options yesterday*

*Today Splunk acquired*

*Stock jumps 20%*

*Call options now worth $10 million*

*Exit for a 45,650% return*

Either the best trade ever or someone is going to jail

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Days ago Crenshaw called it.

Advanced US equipment could have been at the sub crash/implosion site within hours.

Why was a Magellan submersible not deployed?

Because *everyone* knew the crew was already dead.

But they let this story saturate the news cycle anyway.

Ask: why?

[U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission @SECGov]

Today we charged Coinbase, Inc. with operating its crypto asset trading platform as an unregistered national securities exchange, broker, and clearing agency and for failing to register the offer and sale of its crypto asset staking-as-a-service program.

https://t.co/XPG2gDkxtV

[Ayman Al-Abdullah 🧱 @aymanalabdul]

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." (Ht Jamieson Faulcon)

[gaut @0xgaut]

if your engineers wear these, your company will *not* be disrupted by AI

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Why does this video make me wanna cry https://t.co/fVK3V24aPI

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

Okay I think the French should lose their pensions

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Me standing in the corner of the club this weekend