lol this idiot in front of me has his wiper blade speed way to high compared to what the rain situation calls for. how embarrassing . this will leave a lasting impression on me
‘Black Mirror’ director Ally Pankiw reveals she turned down directing the ‘Harry Potter’ HBO series:
“It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia!”
The Dad Gods smiled on me today and I got to pull off a masterpiece:
My kid turned 12 today and he asked us for a cassette player for his birthday. I got him this new Walkman thing and whatever tapes I had managed to scavenge secondhand.
He asked if we could find Megadeth “Rust In Peace”, and I said I think I used to have it, so I got my Dad to bring over a box of my old tapes.
I looked in the box and was blessed with a once in a lifetime opportunity for an organic, analog Rickroll.
I called him over all excited, “Oh! I’ve found that Megadeth, pal!” and hit him with this bad boy. Feels good, you guys.