BranDingo

don’t call me pinhead

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@BuckSexton You play tennis.

[Reece @Reecebrah]

I once knew a fat f*cker who always had a girl obsessed with him

He was at least 400lbs and did nothing but smoke weed

Worked at Walmart

Of course the girl were also fat and hideous

But they loved him and he loves him

Always bragged about the freaky fat people sh*t they would get up to

I respect that mfer

Nowadays fat f*ckers get on Twitter and cry about how women have high standards

This guy just realized what league he was in and played in it

[Nutnfancy @Nutnfancy]

Jesse Kelly right: the only reason we are not England right now is because we are armed and we shall remain so

[IQ 276 Bull 🐂🀄️ @yhbryankimiq]

As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life.

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@Iraqveteran8888 @banicapy It’s good I liked it.

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@TristanSnell Sure let’s let Trump appoint 4 more justices

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@RenoMayGuns What handguard?

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@tomthie55en So a pastor is supposed to be a “Man of one Wife” so why are there churches allowing pastors that haven’t been married.

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@RenoMayGuns @AlexMagnusAlt What’s the best legal stuff?

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@JennMGreenberg @NatePickowicz David wasn’t where he was supposed to be.

[Joe Kerr⚡ @Boomstick44]

My dad hung himself when I was 18.

One of my sisters got high on heroine, smashed her car into a tree and became a paraplegic before dying when I was 24.

Another sister got high on heroine and hung herself in a jail cell.

One of my Marines became my best friend but we lost touch right before he was killed in Afghanistan.

For 20 years I’ve struggled with anxiety, depression, & alcoholism.

My wife and I have been going to church off and on since we met.

I got sober when we conceived a child. When my wife had a miscarriage, I put a loaded .45 to my head and told God to pull the trigger.

We’ve had 4 kids since then and I had always just said empty prayers to give them something to believe in.

2 months ago we decided to try again but we finally went to the tiny church down the road instead of another ‘mega church.’

2 weeks ago, I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord & Savior and I’ll be Baptized in a few weeks.

I have never felt the peace, strength, love and confidence that I have now.

A relationship with Jesus is the real ‘Generational Wealth’ that all fathers should be dedicating their lives to achieving for their descendants.

First step, just talk to him.
Really talk to him.
He’ll tell you what to do from there. 🫡

[pagemasta @AdamPage85]

My three daughters don’t know Taylor Swift exists. My gosh I love homeschooling.

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Fuck CNN

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

What a fucking beast. Iconic photo.

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@Area224 @DrunkRepub There was probably a million red flags before that.

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@coachclark609 @ClayTravis Don’t worry they made sure dead people aren’t allowed to vote in Georgia this time.

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@RenoMayGuns Ruger

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@seraphinarose74 @Lead_Flinger That is debt

[BranDingo @LemonDropKid8]

@itslukechen @genmxn Same here