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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Gachagua thinks we have been protesting because of him? Kasia sana @rigathi .

[Kopite 👑 @LemysoPaul]

Tulia Mamuuuu

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

State House Spokesperson Hussein Mohamed has deleted his post after social media users mocked the press release for naming the Japanese Prime Minister wrongly.

In the deleted statement, State House said President Ruto would meet Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba at the G7 Summit, only for Kenyans to point out that Japan’s current Prime Minister is Sanae Takaichi.

A whole State House communication machine, with staff, budgets and advisers, still cannot issue a simple international press release without embarrassing the country.

[Forever SureBoy ⭐️ @MathiasIgonor]

There’s no clip from the FIFA 2026 World Cup that can top this one! 😭😭😭😭

[Eric @amerix]

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

— Seneca

Sit on the message for one night.

Sleep on the email for eight hours.

The reply you would have sent at 9 pm and the reply you will send at 6 am are not written by the same man.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I have seen the lady saying her child is being bullied because she named him William Ruto.

First, the child is innocent and nobody should bully him. But the mother must also be realistic and quietly give that boy another name to use at school.

Already, the police-to-citizen ratio is stretched, and Kenya has far more serious security issues requiring attention. There is no government security that will follow a pre-primary child everywhere unless she is asking for private security.

Sometimes these things do not require politics but common sense.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Protect your money. People are not fair to former rich people.

[Eric @amerix]

Men are full:

• Full of unpaid bills.

• Full of frustrations.

• Full of failures.

• Full of symptoms.

Be graceful to men.

They deserve peace of mind.

[Eric @amerix]

One day, you will pay school fees, hospital bills, and salaries.

You will stay awake calculating figures while others sleep peacefully.

It is the day you will realize your father carried a weight you never understood.

Now it is your turn,

The burden is heavy, but it is SACRED.

Your FATHER carried it, now carry it for your son.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Longest night of my life. Thank you for everything once again!

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Conquered it all.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Every guy want sex at the end. Not me tho, I’m different. I want it at the beginning.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Watching a woman advice her brother is an eye opening experience. The only time women hate simps is when the simp is their brother😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We will buy these lands, we will drive big cars, and we will build a big beautiful house in due time.

Little by little, Brick by brick.

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

[Eric @amerix]

Supporting your parents, siblings and relatives is a noble gesture.

It is moral to offer help where needed.

However, learn to say NO.

Stick to your budget.

[Eric @amerix]

Everyone is waiting for your downfall.

Everyone is waiting for the right condition to insult you.

Don't give them the opportunity.

Tighten your boundaries and close the doors.

[Eric @amerix]

Masculine boredom is a sign of growth.

It is the state where you no longer find pleasure in shallow conversations, cheap thrills, or empty nights.

This kind of boredom is not depression, it is TRANSITION.

It means you are growing from:

• Consumer to CREATOR.
• Noise to ORDER.
• Distraction to DESTINY.

Embrace and value this boredom because this is where your seeds will germinate and flourish.

[Eric @amerix]

Avoid arguing with people who choose to misunderstand you. Some don’t want clarity, they just want a conflict.

Explaining yourself to them is wasted energy.

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

First date lazima ukue adi na coins za kuekea viwete kwa barabara.