Len Schmid

Mime consultant, self-employed astronaut

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Lizzo for Speaker of the House
#LizzoForSpeaker

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@jimchines I am absolutely loving it! I’m going to watch the first two episodes again tomorrow before I watch the third.

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Having an ad for enlarged prostate treatment right above the urinal trough is brilliant marketing #MNStateFair

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@anton612 I thought Carol Becker was no longer in office and had crawled back into her hole of misanthropy. She’s still around? Dang.

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@risahustad

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@harv056 @mattyglesias It isn’t 2019 anymore

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@BokononsProphet The Olive Garden on 394 in Minnetonka is technically part of Uptown

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@CheyCab “There will be a short delay for scheduled aircraft maintenance”

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@STACEYNIGHTMARE I nominate Abe Vigoda

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@violanorth But add a tub of sugar to it, then it’s ice cream or a shake and it’s OK. Or add a little bit of coffee, then it’s an au lait and it’s OK.

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@TGOT_msp I enjoy the PiPress for its small town charm

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@HuldahGates @mattyglesias I live in the brutal hell that is south Minneapolis. Train service has been slowed from every ten minutes to every twelve, and my bagel shop often runs out before I get there. Truly a hellscape.

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@eloaios Norwegians don’t work themselves to death. They’re done with work and home ready to eat by 4pm. Sounds nice.

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@MN_CRIME I saw Aggressive Muskrat play at First Avenue when they opened for Tame Impala

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@williescottb @dessadarling 🤣😂😅 Twitter thought this may contain offensive content — boneco maybe?

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@CheyCab A few years ago we checked in to a north shore lodge and gave the clerk fresh pie. We got complimentary champagne delivered to our cabin.

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@chris_steller I bet everyone just calls it the Minneapolis. In fact, I bet the smaller support ships that accompany it also get called Minneapolis.

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@martiantaf @PFTompkins I have the same reaction to Miracle Whip

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@mrotzie We all look down on her.

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@floyding @ItsTheBrandi * Gazelka Fever *
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