Len Varley

Writer | Author | Screenwriter

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x

[Len Varley @Len_Varley]

What happens if he is assassinated by a *checks notes* North Korean?

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea updates constitution to automatically launch nuclear strike if Kim Jong Un is assassinated.

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@otokyo Borat.

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Chickenman

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Using the same logic, what is your superhero name?

[Henrique Garcia @HenriqueGfly]

Fair enough !

[Len Varley @Len_Varley]

Apparently going out of business and closing the doors permanently is a "potential disruption".

[Dylan Johnson @ASDylanJohnson]

The U.S. Department of State is aware of potential disruptions to Spirit Airlines operations and will continue to monitor impacts to American citizens abroad.

We encourage all American citizens who are concerned Spirit passengers to consult with resources and guidance from the U.S. Department of Transportation.

While commercial availability remains readily available across the affected regions, the Department is committed to assisting Americans in need of support returning to the United States.

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@oku_yungx Take a ticket and go to the back of the queue.

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@cherokeecloud24 @omgjulissaa Still in your head - and it's so roomy in here!

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@Andrewluli @omgjulissaa

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@jdanes74 @omgjulissaa I didn't ask for your qualifications.

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@cherokeecloud24 @omgjulissaa I seem to be living rent free in YOUR head.

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@kazzaloveslife Disappointed.

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Older Australians would know exactly what this Squiggle is.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Artemis II crew reports seeing strange "squiggles" & unexpected shades of green & brown during lunar flyby.

[Len Varley @Len_Varley]

TSUNAMI is also an anagram of I AM NUTS.

Just sayin'.

[Goranco Petrovski @N1VOCGP]

The most important code to raise awareness!

[Len Varley @Len_Varley]

We have officially reached the "Still Quite Polite Apocalyptic Wasteland" level.

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@CuriosityonX Marsy McMarsface.

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Siri, show me tweets that didn't age well.

[Jean Riachi @riachi_jean]

Iran will surrender before the end of the week

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@jtimsuggs They call it Hutt Bush city limits.

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@Turbinetraveler Hey, at least it's a stable job.