Sarah🖤🤘

Are you ready to be liberated?

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Did anyone else ever have egg in cup? No scrambled egg or a boiled egg in an egg cup. Actual mushed up egg in a tea cup? Swear I'm no making this up.

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Your hands feel different depending what colour of nail polish you’re wearing.

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

It’s not autumn/fall yet. It’s still summer. Enough of yer ‘cozy fall vibes’. Let us summer girls enjoy what we have left 🙌☀️🌻

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

A highlight in my life was deffo walking across the stage at my graduation and seeing my wee mammy greet when I got my degree 🥺

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

Red onions are clearly fucking purple

[˖ cas ✴︎ is unique ᵎᵎ @jellyousieun]

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Me - ‘mum ye like ma new shoes? They’re UGGs!’
Mum - ‘ naw, they’re UGG-ly’

A mother’s love is brutally honest 🤣🤣

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

One of my Roman empires is my mum told me one of her boyfriends from when she was a teenager snuck into her bedroom and left a 45 single of ‘with or without you’ by U2 on her bed.

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

People who say, ‘well that’s no my problem’ when you’re in need of genuine help are the worst kind of people.

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Just when I go about my day and think everything’s fine - it hits me about Dave Grohl and I’m gutted all over again 🫠🫠 #foofighters #davegrohl

[Andrew Rush @TheAndrewRush]

Notice Dave Grohl is trending.....quickly check to make sure he's not dead......then realize his wife will take care of that part

[Anne Laird 💙 @AnneLaird31]

Just a quick reminder.
Don't vote fucking Tory.
Don't vote fucking Reform.
And don't forget your
Fucking ID.

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Hit a pigeon this morning in the car by total accident as I couldn’t stop in time and now I’m donating to some bird charity cause I feel so sick and guilty about it 🤣🙃 .

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Note to past self - Sarah hen, dinny worry -your prayers are answered 🙌

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Well if you managed to get tickets for the Foo Fighters today then congratulations - I hate you.

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

Stop it.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Met Office warns of travel disruption as it issues snow warning for parts of UK for Friday 🔗 https://t.co/tUAVJuWuoW

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

@HeronJemma Some of the prices in the presale were like 200 quid a ticket for level 3 seating! I want to be on the stage with her for that price 🤣

[Sarah🖤🤘 @LennonSaraaah]

I absolutely love Stevie Nicks. Been obsessed with her since I was about 13 but the prices for tickets is absolutely sickening. Stuck between, you only live once just get them ya muppet and I want to pay my bills and eat for the rest of the year 🫠🙈🙃