Lentil Enthusiast

The Lentilist (2017), ft. Simon Baker. Bylines in: @HumorSpec, @ThePoetsCall Sampled by: @f9_onthebeat

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

made the bus trip today and took what is maybe my favorite photo at the liquor store dogs

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

having your top bar in the U.S. be in Dallas is just spiritually bereft, I'm so sorry.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

My Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States

1. Katy Trail Ice House - Dallas, TX

2. Chicken Licks - Sun Prairie, WI

3. Ear Inn - New York, NY

4. Dead Bob’s - St. Petersburg, FL

5. The Library - Oxford, MS

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@rgthenascarfan @alexdtang @darrenrovell https://t.co/Z3LqXTUkRI

[RG🏎 @rgthenascarfan]

@Riddle736 @mymixtapez 0/10 rage bait

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@Eric_Erins I loved my trip to Toronto precisely because of shit like this. It is all over the city

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@Eric_Erins Have you tried La Pharmacie? I'd highly recommend for neighborhood cocktail bar

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this is going to be like dropping a grey wolf into a petting zoo.

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@Eric_Erins Got outbid on a dream 1br *rental* that we saw first day on the market and had to tack on a month-to-month at our current place (that we hate). Signed a lease with a private landlord for a gorgeous place in a 6-unit. Saw probably 35 Edgewater units while touring.

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@Brett_Ewer "I hate when people call December the 12th month of the year, its latin roots clearly mean it is the 10th month"

Usage changes. The 'incorrect' use of "begs the question" used to bother me and then I just got over it.

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@turnabouttess I checked: the 14 bus in around 2024. Took it from the B line (which I liked) Beverly/Vermont stop (from Union Station) down Beverly Blvd to around Pan Pacific Park. I took it there and back at nighttime, so again, truly not the fairest test of a system and just an anecdote

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

freshman frat guy in a required public speaking class

[Mark Moran @itsmarkmoran]

Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@Tyre_94 Am way too tired, read that as "snow" and thought you had no whimsy...

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@councilofdc This is one of my favorite spots in DC and I truly didn't know about the daily taps!! I dunno how I missed this, but will be attending asap.

[MELANIA TRUMP @MELANIATRUMP]

. @realDonaldTrump "Honey~see you soon!"

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@OmniVampy @Weasel9100 Do you know what a redbox is?

Take a look at Laura Fine's website: https://t.co/FdofvX8AcY

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@culturecanceler I made this like a month ago and only had a few people to share it with that would appreciate it

[Lentil Enthusiast @LentilDestroyer]

@FontaneJames @2024dion As someone who grew up not too far from Sugar Land, that's nice to think about.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.