Leo Banks

I'm a detective for the Second squad in NYC. Every man in my family has died at 42. A few weeks ago I turned 42. This will act as a record of my final year.

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To@theUnusualsNYC. Yeah and I'd like to replace my partner with a donkey.

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To @DetEddieAlvareZ, @detJasonWalsh you guys are freaking me out. Don't eat date expired food or murder victim candy. #savetheunusuals

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Worst way to die No. 17: choking on a tarantula.

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Not feeling well today. My tongue feels swollen. Is that a thing? Swollen tongue? And my ears are cold. Anybody have a diagnosis?

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Hey @TheUnusualsNYC I woke up at 4:20 also. Weird. But I did my safety check and my anti-anxiety breathing exercises and got back to sleep

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Wonderful. Now I can track the spread of Swine Flu through real time! http://tinyurl.com/LeoHasSwineFlu

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Hey @ericDelahoy, the real question is how far over your lip a beard has to grow before you can call it a mustache.

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In 1993, lawyer Garry Hoy threw himself through a glass wall on the 24th floor to prove the glass was "unbreakable." Death by ...irony?

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Woke up this morning and my hair hurts. What does it mean? Has anyone ever died of a hair-related illness?

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Hey Dispatch, the slit goes in the back.

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One man band? I dont like the sound of that.

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Hey @EricDelahoy I think dispatch is flirting with me.

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Great. A new thing to worry about. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoshi I'm SO gonna get Karoshi. (T_T)

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hey, Dispatch @theunusualsnyc, I can't speak for Delahoy, but "man with sword" does not sound like our thing. Try @detEddieAlvarez.

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Had to break out the chemical shower after spending shift with flashers. Skin burns, but it's a good burn.

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Looking into how the mechanics of a Kevlar scarf would work…

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Sunday night safety check complete. I wish flame retardent fabric wasn't so scratchy.

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Worst ways to die #23. Alpaca attack.

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Saw a mouse in my apartment. Now I'm worries about the plague. Does that still exist?

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I've been wondering recently what happens to us after we die. Reincarnation sounds good. Maybe I'll come back as an armadillo.