Eric Delahoy

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

To @TheUnusualsNYC I want to replace him with a lion or a bear. Nobody would mess with a 3000 lb NYPD grizzly bear.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

To@DetEddieAlvarez don't listen to @LeoBanks. Eat the Charleston Chew but boil it first.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Yes @CaseyShraeger. 1000 times yes.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Just ate a lemon drop that tasted like pork. Lovely.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Yeah @DetEddieAlvarez I can smell you from here. I'm not a fan of your deodorant switch either. Much prefer Arlen Spector's switch.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Trying to decide how far past my lip a mustache has to grow before it's considered a beard.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Hey @LeoBanks, are we talking head hair, or you know, other hair?

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Dispatch, your skirt's been on backwards all day.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Don't pun @LeoBanks

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Okay @TheUnusualsNYC don't get snippy. Are we talking Polka Band, Mariachi, Ska?

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Uh @TheUnusualsNYC, what do you mean One Man Band?

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

What? The chocolate thing? I think you're reading too much into her tweets @LeoBanks. Keep dreaming.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

#Mustache /w\

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Relax yourself @deteddiealvarez. It wasn't me. I've been in a sword fight all afternoon. I had no tape or stapling needs.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Uh @TheUnusualsnyc did you say sword?

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Leo and I caught an indecent exposure call and stumbled into a flasher convention. Never thought I'd be in favor of "manscaping," but ew!

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Hey @TheUnusualsNYC I threw out your egg last night when i caught two rats playing soccer with it. From now on, hide food that doesn't rot.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Real men do not eat "brunch.". Last thing I need after a twelve hour stakeout is hollandaise sauce.

[Eric Delahoy @EricDelahoy]

Stakeout. Hour three. Leo is ranking the "chokeability" of dumplings by region. Kuala Lampur is winning. I'm praying for a shootout