Eddie Alvarez

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

To @theUnusualsNyC. What about a Lemur or an Otter?

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

To @ericDelahoy. My wife's looking at me funny. Throwing the crime scene candy away now. #savetheunusuals

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

To @CaseyShraeger. Wrapped, but the wrapping is slightly torn.

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To @DetJasonWalsh, @AllisonBeaumont and @CaseyShraeger, while we're on the subject, can I eat a Charleston Chew I found at a crime scene?

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Am I alone in being horrified that Allison isn't America's Next Top Model?

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Does anyone know where I can get one of these Oprah chicken coupons?

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Eddie Alvarez is on it, @TheUnusualsNYC. Leave the clown to the Ringmaster.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Can anyone tell me what a 13-13 is? I can't find anything on it anywhere. I'm going out of my mind!

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Eddie Alvarez is taking submissions for a new catchphrase. "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking" is played out & barely applicable to me.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Eddie Alvarez switched deodorant today and isn't pleased with the results.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Just found out there's another Eddie Alvarez on the job in Queens. Now when I use the third person people will think I'm talking about him.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Quiet morning home with Nicole. A little light reading. 48 Laws of Power. If you dream it you can be it.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Never mind @EricDelahoy. Hope we're still coolio. #Mustache /w\

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Aaaaand once again my tape AND stapler mysteriously end up on the desk of @ericdelahoy... Am I going to have to issue another warning/memo?

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Yeah, @theunusualsnyc, I'm 10-22 right now. Nothing major. Just can't find my handcuff key, and the wife, well, I'm gonna be late.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

This morning @detjasonwalsh brought me in waffles. They smell kind of funny. Not sure if this is a trap.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Had to complain to Sgt Brown about desk location again. Being next to the holding cell means I'm under constant assault. Sarge sadly unmoved

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Okay. Who put the rotting Easter Egg in my desk. I keep snacks in here people. Gross.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Two more words. Early shift. Hitting the love sack.. Tweet u in the a.m.

[Eddie Alvarez @DetEddieAlvarez]

Two words. Artisanal Bread.