Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip
ladies if he doesn’t have a brand new 10th generation ipad that he bought yesterday (and also the apple pencil with it) you need to move on and get you a man with a brand new 10th generation ipad (and a pencil)
memorial day.. a day to remember all the baddies we fumbled. a day to remember every bag we’ve chased, all the bags we’ve blown, every bad ting we’ve ever made eye contact with.. everytime soulja boy scammed us all out of $12.95 (one individual time)