Leon Gold

Going to do something interesting enough for a wikipedia article.

UChicago 2025

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The problem every Michelin star restaurant must confront is that nothing tastes better than a Cool Ranch Dorito. How do we move forward in food once we have achieved the most possible flavor?

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

The votes are in- you’ve decided to upgrade to fish class & fly w/ 747!

747 was deemed an order of magnitude more massive than 901, who experienced troubling tummy turbulence enroute. 901 made a strong start in her 1st #FatBearWeek appearance. Expect big things in the future!

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

@Venmo Handle is leongold77

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

I'm making worse gaffes at 19 than Biden is making at 79

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

Showing my physics hw to non-physics people: "Wow you must be a wizard. I could never conceive of doing that"

Showing my physics hw to physics/math people: "You are the most inefficient problem solver I've ever seen. "

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

@HarvardEssays22 Nah I've met Harvard people, they're dumb af. Can't even figure out that maybe guests may need mattresses and pillows to sleep on during a debate tournament.

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

Roombas should go 2.99x10^8 meters per second

[Sam O'Nella @Sam_ONella]

k im back

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

College will either have you eating alone or with 30 of your closest friends. There is no in between.

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

Nah, I lied I'm actually a pieces

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

Yeah I'm into astrology I'm a Leo(n)

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

Lays Chips are a scam to get air companies to sell you more air

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

I need to reenact Revenge of the Sith with someone here

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

@PopCrave @people Can't believe Leo would talk to someone that old

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

@GoodReddit NTA, your chemistry teacher probably is responsible

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

Don't make us bring him back

[Embassy of France in the U.S. @franceintheus]

Revolution

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This map shows all the countries that have put a man on another planet and won an SEC championship

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

@hannahmsays But you were a baby in that same situation and you woke up your parents in the middle of the night

[Leon Gold @LeonGold42]

@MinCoReal Get a print of that photo

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB