Leon J Purser

the cats DO HAVE disposable thumbs

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

tb to unmesh shouting me out @piximperfect #iloveunmesh

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

A warm welcome to all the athletes coming to Birmingham for the Commonwealth Games. Let me recommend a luxury spa where you can relax and unwind after your training - it’s on the Smallbrook Queensway and it’s called Snobs. #B2022

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

@blutaq__ will light railway

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

@finsampson i might roll over 😈

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

just wish i could be the guy who threw a frying pan across reading festival and apologised for it

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

this is my formal resignation from wanking. hold me to it pls

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

don’t. i repeat, don’t! call this juicer useless

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

i’m the bad guy… duh

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

@DVLAgovuk I’m having a terrible time trying to get in contact after attempting to claim my car as SORN. Endless automated phone call and web chats without a single human to resolve my issue

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

@hpearce99 please pick stardawg 😩

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

why can’t i pack like a normal person. it has to be a mad last minute rush of tearing down the entire house the day before

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

@TobyJB_6 i hate clash of clans

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

why do torys have to behave the way they do, like it’s not hard, just stop acting like a fucking tory

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

@TobyJB_6 trust meeeee

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

#MAFSUK of course megan the cheating bastard would pipe up asking if morag would cheat if the perfect guy cropped up

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

#MAFSUK morag was 100% one of the ‘popular’ girls at school

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

push ups or press ups?!?!?

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

chinese burns are overrated, try deconstructing a household fan and frisbeeing the blade at your next target

[Leon J Purser @LeonJPurserBBC]

golf is such a man sport 😍😩

[Weetabix @weetabix]

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

[Huw @hpearce99]

I want Smethwick