If that old guy Kane turns out to be unreliable, then I'll personally organize Messi's retirement ceremony. He has his Infantino, I have my Macron. He's the King of Football, I'm the Sword of France, the French supercar, the greatest fighter of our era, the GOAT! La Liga Golden Boot, Ligue 1 Golden Boot, Champions League top scorer. World Cup Golden Boot! A hat-trick in a World Cup final, the core of the 2018 World Cup champions, the "big demon king" of the 2022 World Cup, Messi's strict father, a strong contender for this World Cup title! One of the most commercially valuable players in the world, still the world's number one, still with a World Cup final hat-trick, still known to everyone under heaven, still with the president raising his fist and cheering for me, still the number one fighter of our age, still France's sharpest sword, still, if you search "French supercar," it isn't necessarily a Bugatti, still the only one who can rank ahead of Mbappé is Kylian, the future Ballon d'Or winner: Kylian Mbappé!!!!! I always stand for justice. Let the new era bury the "old geezers" of the old era!