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[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you.

[Shauna Crook @ShaunaCrook13]

Tacos and margaritas should be half price on May 6th just like Halloween candy is half price on November 1st

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

[Mike Resists @MikeResists1969]

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

[dr pepper diva - tenmocorp ™️ employee @L0W_TIDE_]

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

you gotta be strangermaxxing you gotta be chatting up random people as much as you can. Big Individual lobby doesnt want you to, but that is why you must

[Hersh @JHershey21]

I don’t think you understand how many people in Florida look like this 😂

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[parks @parkersity_9]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its really anyones guess

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

I’m not impressed with people suddenly realizing Trump is terrible.

We have known this since 2015, you don’t get to brag about being tricked like a moron by a sex offender 3 times.

[Meg @heirmeg]

everybody got adhd til they really meet someone with adhd lmao

[Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 @RealBirdLawyer]

trading Tyreek Hill to get Trent McDuffie to trade Trent McDuffie to bring back Tyreek Hill

[Dr. Dominic Ng @DrDominicNg]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from:
- getting humiliated
- showing up terrified and doing it anyway
- admitting you might be the problem

[Chiefs_All_Day @Chiefs_All_Day]

How I felt when Mahomes got hurt

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

It’s cool that you can just keep increasing your credit limit instead of paying it off and your credit score just keeps going up. Sure man fuck it whatever. Let’s just all do this until we die

[Glowja Cat✨@selfcarecoka @c0kahina]

Yall talkin bout some euphoria like this is MARK SLOAN. OF GREY SLOAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL