Shark Dude

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@mojiak It’s cool to see girls rocking Rick and Morty merch

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@citizenkwadwo1 @korejay Original sin

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@LukeMiani @Kathleen_Tyson_ They just like to spend money.

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Gaddamn

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

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@_Somtochi Simple sturvs

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About time.

[Nairametrics @Nairametrics]

Tosin Eniolorunda, founder and Chief Executive Officer of Moniepoint, has said the next phase of growth in Nigeria’s payments ecosystem will come from building credit products directly on top of existing payment infrastructure, using transaction data to unlock financing for the millions of small businesses that have historically been shut out of formal credit markets. https://t.co/BfWGsHBeac

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Got that right.

[Yet another commodity guy @tleilax___]

You are not ready for the level of violence that is about to be unleashed in London #5 white sugar Aug'26 expiry.

If you are not a physical participant to this market and want to be long, better to be positioned on Oct'26 expiry. This might end up like the expiry games of Brent future, but on steroids.

Some felt brave shorting it basis a bearish SnD view but are now realizing they walked straight into a deliverability trap.

Wishing good luck to all.

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This is it!

[Jessica Ufuoma @theufuoma]

Remember when Arsenal were the joke?

Now rival fans need us to lose a Champions League final on penalties just to enjoy their season.

What a turnaround. 👏🏾

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@asemota Toh

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@WhiteHouse The war will end

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@d_e470 I swear.

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@PolitlcsUK Lmao, not surprised.
Leave him alone v

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@yabaleftonline Ekukeeeeeee

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simple stuffs

[محمد عبدالملك - Mohamed @Almutawakkil560]

@aj_geo_analysis What you call a "strategic error" is actually Iran protecting its only winning card: the Strait of Hormuz. Gulf politics - united or divided - never stopped America from using their soil to attack Iran, and never will.

So Iran no longer cares whether the Gulf unites or fractures

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@tleilax___ None.

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@asemota Claude is for making wishes come true

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@DoubleEph Not Millwall ffs.

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@tleilax___ Tell em to use Monero 👀

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@tleilax___ Allied interests