LesAtractiv Lowe

Love: dimly lit rooms, dandruff shampoo, phone calls, compliments, chat rooms, halloween, fantasy novels, jacket season Hate: mirrors, caricature artists

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

I smiled at someone on the bus and they told the driver I was harassing them.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Looking at old prom photos. So happy mom was free that night.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

So lucky that I don't have to deal with all the drama of dating someone.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Hate online dating. $20 a month, for 7 months, and not a single match.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

@RobLowe Is it normal for adults to be losing their teeth? Lost 2 this week.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

@RobLowe my TV doesn’t look great. And I don’t think it’s because of my wonky eye.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Found a clump of hair in my cereal today.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Check it out. Me, @CreepyRobLowe & @RobLowe are in @DIRECTV’s new spots. http://t.co/hGKzaBMC1D http://t.co/4oWMmkJKqP

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Posted a selfie last week and still haven't gotten any likes.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Spooked myself in the mirror again.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Tip: Never ever ever ever sit in the front row of a stand-up comedy show.

[LesAtractiv Lowe @LesAtractivLowe]

Why does everyone always ask me to take the picture? I must be a good photographer.