Bob Weirs Short Shorts

Bluegrass wook advocate

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

George McCaskey was part of the #Bears decision to fire Lovie Smith after a 10-6 season.

I don’t want to hear “our record isn’t terrible” as an excuse to keep Matt Eberflus. Then again, I doubt we’ll hear anything from the McCaskeys about this disaster.

[Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny]

Caleb Williams was drafted ahead of Daniels, Maye and Nix because of his talent.

He is playing worse than any of them because of his coaching.

The #Bears are doing it again to another young quarterback. So predictable, so frustrating.

[Ryan Evans @RyanEvansESPN]

BREAKING: The Rizzler is signing a five-year, $304.7M supermax contract with the Knicks, per @ShamsCharania.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Summer of Hank

[rags @ragsy12]

Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh

[Bob Weirs Short Shorts @LeshBomb69]

@CDCgov chomperitis outbreak at salt shed Chicago, please send dog muzzles

[Bob Weirs Short Shorts @LeshBomb69]

@KernelForbinn @yung_kegbeer Widespread panic on the way to catch wild brown trout in a F350 🤝

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@KernelForbinn 4) make whipped cream as loudly as possible

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@0xCryptoNorth @KernelForbinn Absolutely not

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How I feel showing my Chinese coworkers 50 year old American classic rock

[Bob Weirs Short Shorts @LeshBomb69]

Knowing I should be a panic tonight

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@KernelForbinn So far off the list to not even be considered

[Bob Weirs Short Shorts @LeshBomb69]

Definitive ranking of Asians:
1) South Koreans
2) Japanese
3) Mongolians
4) Indonesians
5) Filipinos
6) North Koreans
7) Vietnamese
8) Chinese

#MorningThoughts

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

A 6 mg zyn and a
black coffee have entered my bloodstream

[Bob Weirs Short Shorts @LeshBomb69]

Me on 9/1/2023 knowing my friends were clapping to stash without me

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Mood

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Phil and friends 4/16/1999 szn

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@crazyclipsonly God that’s embarrassing

[Bob Weirs Short Shorts @LeshBomb69]

Robert DeNiro overrated for real

[Bob Weirs Short Shorts @LeshBomb69]

Post meal always the #1 but otherwise phenomenal rankings

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Zyn’s Ranked:

5. Shower Zyn
4. First zyn of the day
3. Post-meal zyn
2. Afternoon pick-me-up zyn with an iced water
1. I need to sober up a bit 2nd zyn in the upper deck