University’s I would go to if I didn’t go to Missouri State…
- Big 10: None
- SEC: None
- ACC: None
- Big 12: None
- AAC: None
- SBC: None
- CUSA: None
- MWC: UTEP
- Independent: Notre Dame
BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”