Semiferal

The broken are more evolved. Rejoice.

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

When it's cold outside, I've got the month of May. 🎶

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

Damn, logged onto twitter to tweet at Tenacious D and was reminded I never received my @BAILEYDRAWS back patches I ordered in 2017 😭 still love him though.

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

I'll be mopping myself up after @tenaciousd for a while... JB I love you, but that Bassist is 🤤

[iann dior @ianndior]

Funny how I thought the ones who were helping me were the ones holding me back all along

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

I want to live in a world where middle aged women don’t look at me as a threat when I want to take a nap.

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

@jordancallaway @netflix Oh my god it is me

[Mosch @City_Asian]

I need to know now, can you love me again?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: We're going to have fun all day.

3-year-old: And then the night will come.

That feels ominously deep.

[Satan @s8n]

‘Go to hell’

Lmao, it’s cute you think I’d be allowed anywhere near heaven anyway.

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

@kaylajangel The boy loves his mommas. Can’t be mad about it 💕😂

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

I’m doing my makeup and Anakin comes in singing “I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry” @kaylajangel were obviously doing something right 😂

[Satan @s8n]

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did I

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

Ordering @BAILEYDRAWS Merch is the most exciting thing I’ve done for myself in a while.

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

Having my little brother as one of my best friends is something I’ll never take for granted. Thankful as fuck.

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

“I could whisper linoleum and you’d be good to go”

[Satan @s8n]

People try blame me for their shitty actions saying I tempted them

No bitch you’re just an asshole

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

@CHADTXTBOOK Will add more to my diet. Whatever I gotta do

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

I really want to understand how I can drop almost 40lbs like nothing, but I fight to gain 5. 🙄

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

@kaylajangel I live on carbs 😫

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

@HighKarly At least you have somewhat of a reason. Mine is undetermined still

[Semiferal @LesliHazard]

@HighKarly That’s worse than me. I went from 135 to 100 and I’m struggling to stay above that now.. help.